Jessica (OBGYN)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And then my mom has like a ticket stub from one time we went to see you in 1999.
And we had met Fabio at that taping.
It was before smartphone, so it was one of those throwaway cameras.
And then after my mom took the picture with him, he grabbed my mom, dipped her backwards, kissed her on the mouth in front of my dad, and then, like, walked away.
And then a month later, he got hit in the face with the goose on the roller coaster.
Do you remember his face exploded on a roller coaster?
What would you spray him with?
I can't believe it's not butter.
My dad's from Brooklyn, so he wasn't having it.
And I think my dad has some sort of superpowers where he put some sort of hex like on Fabio.
And that's why he got hit by a goose in the face like a month later.
And look how pristine his face was here.