Chapter 1: What is the background of OBGYN Jessica and her practice?
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Hey, Jessica. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.
Hi, guys. Thanks for having me.
Hey, Jessica. How are you?
Oh, this is a dream come true. I'm having a great time.
Okay. Well, you're masking it very well.
I just finished office hours. I was like, I took a perpanolol too. So I'm like beta blocker up, you know.
Well, great. I love my colors to be drugged up. That's the best way.
Listen, I'm a doctor. I can get these prescriptions easily.
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Chapter 2: How does Jessica feel about her job as an OBGYN?
Jessica, where are you right now?
I am in New Jersey, like Jersey Shore, Monmouth County.
OK, very. And you are it says here you're an OBGYN. Is that correct?
That's right. That's right, baby.
Very good. Is that how you always respond when people say, are you an OBGYN?
Yes, I'm, baby. They're in stirrups, and I'm like, hey, baby. It doesn't go over well every time, but I'm a very specific type of doctor. I get very specific type of patients.
Well, there's so much to talk about here. First of all, have we met before? Because someone said you came to a taping or two back in the day.
I mean, yeah, when I was in high school, I lived in Jersey. We would pop into the city. So I went to a lot of your tapings.
Oh, wow. Cool.
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Chapter 3: What happens during a birth and how does it feel for the doctor?
Oh, really? Urethra, the anus. Anus, right, Sona? We're going to use our doctor words, I guess. I said pee-pee and poo-poo, so...
Tell me about your medical school. Right? How did that even happen? So I'm sure you went to poo-poo you. So, okay, so the erogenous zones, you could help any man know about the erogenous zones.
Yeah, or the clitoris is. I feel like that's really, there's a great book. Like there's a clitoris. Listen, there's a book you should read.
As far as I'm concerned, that's Sasquatch. You hear a lot of talk, but I've seen no evidence. Here's a blurry photo of a clitoris. Yeah, I've seen that photo. If you're going to be talking bullshit on this thing, I am a clitoris denier.
Oh, no. We have enough misinformation online. We can't...
We have flat earthers. Now we have clitoris deniers.
I love a guy having, he's got a blurry photo from 1938 of a clitoris running between two trees. See it right there? I don't know. This was taken by a Scottish hiker. Uh, wow. Okay. Well, um, yeah.
Wow. I could teach you how to do a circumcision.
Oh, okay. Hey, how do you do those? I'm curious. I mean, how do you, how does one, what's the tool that's used for circumcision? I've been to, I have been to many brises and I've many, many Jewish friends and I've been to brises, but you can't really see what's going on. And I've tried to fight for good look and they say that's inappropriate.
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Chapter 4: What are the immediate steps taken after a baby is born?
I love, I really do love my patients. I get to practice where I grew up. So I feel connected to my community and I'm very lucky.
That's cool.
I think it's great. I love that you were this teenager coming by, checking out our goofy tapings, and now I'm talking to you all these years later, and you're just, you're a very impressive person, Jessica, really, seriously, and very cool to talk to you, and I love talking to people that have these jobs that are just so impressive. Yeah.
As a woman, the relationship we have with our OBs is such an important relationship to be able to say whatever we need to say about our bodies. It's awesome. I mean, I love my OB. You know, it's awesome. I'm not crying. My voice is doing something weird.
So you're saying you don't have that relationship with me. You don't feel like you could tell me anything about your body.
Absolutely. Do you want to hear about perimenopause and all the symptoms that I'm having?
I don't want to hear about any of it.
See, this is the problem. You don't want to hear about the word vagina scares you.
I don't want to. We're not doing this right now. To quote my father, we're not talking about that right now.
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