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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

OBGYN Baaaaby

14 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the background of OBGYN Jessica and her practice?

3.524 - 13.433 Sona Ovsessian

Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com slash callconan. Okay, let's get started.

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13.453 - 15.434 Conan O'Brien

Hey, Jessica. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.

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15.755 - 17.316 Jessica (OBGYN)

Hi, guys. Thanks for having me.

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17.816 - 18.777 Matt Gourley

Hey, Jessica. How are you?

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19.258 - 21.439 Jessica (OBGYN)

Oh, this is a dream come true. I'm having a great time.

22.18 - 23.701 Matt Gourley

Okay. Well, you're masking it very well.

23.721 - 32.569 Jessica (OBGYN)

I just finished office hours. I was like, I took a perpanolol too. So I'm like beta blocker up, you know.

34.237 - 38.364 Matt Gourley

Well, great. I love my colors to be drugged up. That's the best way.

38.504 - 46.476 Jessica (OBGYN)

Listen, I'm a doctor. I can get these prescriptions easily.

Chapter 2: How does Jessica feel about her job as an OBGYN?

46.617 - 48.159 Matt Gourley

Jessica, where are you right now?

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49.421 - 52.486 Jessica (OBGYN)

I am in New Jersey, like Jersey Shore, Monmouth County.

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52.827 - 58.135 Matt Gourley

OK, very. And you are it says here you're an OBGYN. Is that correct?

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58.435 - 62.762 Jessica (OBGYN)

That's right. That's right, baby.

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62.782 - 66.587 Matt Gourley

Very good. Is that how you always respond when people say, are you an OBGYN?

66.668 - 79.026 Jessica (OBGYN)

Yes, I'm, baby. They're in stirrups, and I'm like, hey, baby. It doesn't go over well every time, but I'm a very specific type of doctor. I get very specific type of patients.

79.227 - 86.097 Matt Gourley

Well, there's so much to talk about here. First of all, have we met before? Because someone said you came to a taping or two back in the day.

86.161 - 93.573 Jessica (OBGYN)

I mean, yeah, when I was in high school, I lived in Jersey. We would pop into the city. So I went to a lot of your tapings.

93.673 - 94.414 Matt Gourley

Oh, wow. Cool.

Chapter 3: What happens during a birth and how does it feel for the doctor?

616.557 - 627.109 Jessica (OBGYN)

Oh, really? Urethra, the anus. Anus, right, Sona? We're going to use our doctor words, I guess. I said pee-pee and poo-poo, so...

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628.422 - 644.244 Matt Gourley

Tell me about your medical school. Right? How did that even happen? So I'm sure you went to poo-poo you. So, okay, so the erogenous zones, you could help any man know about the erogenous zones.

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644.624 - 650.573 Jessica (OBGYN)

Yeah, or the clitoris is. I feel like that's really, there's a great book. Like there's a clitoris. Listen, there's a book you should read.

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650.653 - 672.283 Matt Gourley

As far as I'm concerned, that's Sasquatch. You hear a lot of talk, but I've seen no evidence. Here's a blurry photo of a clitoris. Yeah, I've seen that photo. If you're going to be talking bullshit on this thing, I am a clitoris denier.

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672.303 - 681.598 Unknown

Oh, no. We have enough misinformation online. We can't...

682.169 - 686.034 Jessica (OBGYN)

We have flat earthers. Now we have clitoris deniers.

686.334 - 711.804 Matt Gourley

I love a guy having, he's got a blurry photo from 1938 of a clitoris running between two trees. See it right there? I don't know. This was taken by a Scottish hiker. Uh, wow. Okay. Well, um, yeah.

712.866 - 717.595 Jessica (OBGYN)

Wow. I could teach you how to do a circumcision.

717.616 - 740.475 Matt Gourley

Oh, okay. Hey, how do you do those? I'm curious. I mean, how do you, how does one, what's the tool that's used for circumcision? I've been to, I have been to many brises and I've many, many Jewish friends and I've been to brises, but you can't really see what's going on. And I've tried to fight for good look and they say that's inappropriate.

Chapter 4: What are the immediate steps taken after a baby is born?

963.273 - 971.14 Jessica (OBGYN)

I love, I really do love my patients. I get to practice where I grew up. So I feel connected to my community and I'm very lucky.

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971.12 - 971.961 Sona Ovsessian

That's cool.

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972.301 - 997.05 Matt Gourley

I think it's great. I love that you were this teenager coming by, checking out our goofy tapings, and now I'm talking to you all these years later, and you're just, you're a very impressive person, Jessica, really, seriously, and very cool to talk to you, and I love talking to people that have these jobs that are just so impressive. Yeah.

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997.231 - 1014.521 Sona Ovsessian

As a woman, the relationship we have with our OBs is such an important relationship to be able to say whatever we need to say about our bodies. It's awesome. I mean, I love my OB. You know, it's awesome. I'm not crying. My voice is doing something weird.

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1014.541 - 1018.487 Matt Gourley

So you're saying you don't have that relationship with me. You don't feel like you could tell me anything about your body.

1018.788 - 1023.174 Sona Ovsessian

Absolutely. Do you want to hear about perimenopause and all the symptoms that I'm having?

1023.235 - 1024.236 Matt Gourley

I don't want to hear about any of it.

1024.276 - 1029.104 Sona Ovsessian

See, this is the problem. You don't want to hear about the word vagina scares you.

1029.124 - 1037.256 Matt Gourley

I don't want to. We're not doing this right now. To quote my father, we're not talking about that right now.

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