Jessica Smetana

I thought you were saying a different one.

This man's whole gig is having flawless skin and being muscular.

This man's whole gig is having flawless skin and being muscular.

This is a very Radio Row-y clip. There's a product placement. What is that? There's a train going over us right now.

This is a very Radio Row-y clip. There's a product placement. What is that? There's a train going over us right now.

I don't like downtown Miami. I'm just going to throw that out there.

I don't like downtown Miami. I'm just going to throw that out there.

No, that's not a plane, Chris. That's something in the air ducts. I don't know what, but something.

No, that's not a plane, Chris. That's something in the air ducts. I don't know what, but something.

The local business owners, though, don't. I guess it's mixed. Some of them lose a lot of business now.

The local business owners, though, don't. I guess it's mixed. Some of them lose a lot of business now.

South of 23rd Street, I think.

South of 23rd Street, I think.

If you have to say it, you're not famous enough to talk your way out of it.

If you have to say it, you're not famous enough to talk your way out of it.

If I may, I think generally this makes me sad. However, it does remind me of the best Reno 911 clip of all time, which is the drunk DUI stop where the officer and the drunk guy are doing a dance routine. And then at the end, he says that he's drunk. It's so good. She's like, are you a dancer? And he's like, no, I'm just drunk. And she's like, ah.

If I may, I think generally this makes me sad. However, it does remind me of the best Reno 911 clip of all time, which is the drunk DUI stop where the officer and the drunk guy are doing a dance routine. And then at the end, he says that he's drunk. It's so good. She's like, are you a dancer? And he's like, no, I'm just drunk. And she's like, ah.

No, please stop.

No, please stop.

Well, yeah, the algorithm's not like, ooh, you must really love and agree with this. The algorithm's like, ooh, here's him spending more time on this type of content. I'm just going to keep feeding it to him, spoon feeding it over and over and over.