Jessica Smetana

I always think of that one cult in Oregon that put listeria in the salad bar. And like, what if some freak accident happened and someone just like put a little drip of some bacteria in the salad bar? It happened one time and I saw it in a Netflix documentary. Are you anti-buffet? No, I'm pro. I eat buffets all the time. But I feel like I'm rolling the dice every time.

No, but I do think about it.

No, but I do think about it.

It's just close to mind when I think about Kool-Aid. I'm like, I think about the cult. You're like, Jonestown. Yeah. Terrible, terrible thing.

It's just close to mind when I think about Kool-Aid. I'm like, I think about the cult. You're like, Jonestown. Yeah. Terrible, terrible thing.

Also, if you don't like kids and germs, you're halfway there.

Also, if you don't like kids and germs, you're halfway there.

Don't take Gabe. Not Gabe.

Don't take Gabe. Not Gabe.

When you think about businesses that are selling through the roof, like Mattel, Heinz, or Skims, sure, you think about a great product, a cool brand, and brilliant marketing. But an often overlooked secret is actually the business behind the business, making and selling, and for shoppers, buying. Simple. For millions of businesses, that business is Shopify.

When you think about businesses that are selling through the roof, like Mattel, Heinz, or Skims, sure, you think about a great product, a cool brand, and brilliant marketing. But an often overlooked secret is actually the business behind the business, making and selling, and for shoppers, buying. Simple. For millions of businesses, that business is Shopify.

No one does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet. And the not-so-secret secret with ShopPay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less cards going abandoned and way more sales going.

No one does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet. And the not-so-secret secret with ShopPay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less cards going abandoned and way more sales going.

So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling, on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between. Businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout Heinz uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash Batard, all lowercase.

So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling, on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between. Businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout Heinz uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash Batard, all lowercase.

Go to Shopify.com slash Batard to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash Batard.

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Also, you have to wait so long for the elevator.

Also, you have to wait so long for the elevator.

I thought you were saying a different one.