Jessica Williams
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Really? We do. So what's your preferred method of consumption?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Get together, dudes! What's... Okay, lose the wig, Wavy Gravy, which is a reference I don't even understand. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Hey, Jess. Happy 420. You chilling? Eeling? Ew. Ew. OK, stop. Enough. Enough. I'm just grooving to the hash, ma. No. No, you're not. You're making everyone look bad. POT isn't just for shirtless old dudes with bongos.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
It's a non-addictive, proven effective medical treatment that is now raising much-needed tax revenue for, like, schools, libraries, and roads.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
What, what? I literally don't know what any of those words mean. Nobody uses record albums to sift their pot. Nobody owns record albums. I mean, like, I do because I'm cool. But what the hell is skunk weed?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Schwag? What, like free T-shirts? No, like bad weed. There's a such thing as bad weed? You know what? Never mind. Look, this is now, John, and we don't smoke. We vape our scientifically cultivated medical-grade buds that we had hand-delivered using a phone app called Dankstagram. Which times the delivery to show up precisely five minutes before our Thai food. It's great. I gotta vape. I vape.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | 4/20
Oh, really? Which one? You got G-Pen? You got a PAX?