Jessica Williams

As we all know, last night was the Super Bowl. And it seems like the real MVP of the night was Beyonce. For more, we turn to our senior Beyonce correspondent, Jessica Williams, everybody. Thank you so much.

As we all know, last night was the Super Bowl. And it seems like the real MVP of the night was Beyonce. For more, we turn to our senior Beyonce correspondent, Jessica Williams, everybody. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Jessica Williams, everyone. We'll be right back.

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You gotta say it. Congratulations, Philadelphia Eagles. Well done. First Super Bowl victory ever. And from the way the fans celebrated, you could tell that they were new at this.

You gotta say it. Congratulations, Philadelphia Eagles. Well done. First Super Bowl victory ever. And from the way the fans celebrated, you could tell that they were new at this.

Damn! It got so crazy that the police were left powerless? The poor police. What happened? They were like, we couldn't do anything. They were white. We just... Why would you burn your city down when you won? Like, now I feel like the Eagles fans need to lose every year just so that they can go out and fix things. Oh, well, there's always next year, boys. Hand me a wrench, hand me a wrench.

Damn! It got so crazy that the police were left powerless? The poor police. What happened? They were like, we couldn't do anything. They were white. We just... Why would you burn your city down when you won? Like, now I feel like the Eagles fans need to lose every year just so that they can go out and fix things. Oh, well, there's always next year, boys. Hand me a wrench, hand me a wrench.

You know what it feels like, actually? It feels like the Eagles fans thought they were going to lose, so they planned a riot, but then they won, and they didn't want to let a good riot go to waste. They're like, yeah, let's do it anyway. I love this city! Yeah! I mean, they were jumping on top of the awning at the Ritz Carlton. How did they even get up there?

You know what it feels like, actually? It feels like the Eagles fans thought they were going to lose, so they planned a riot, but then they won, and they didn't want to let a good riot go to waste. They're like, yeah, let's do it anyway. I love this city! Yeah! I mean, they were jumping on top of the awning at the Ritz Carlton. How did they even get up there?

Can you imagine, can you imagine how terrified the fancy rich people in the Ritz Carlton were? Like, just people outside, they must be like, dear Lord, Margaret, Margaret, Margaret, the revolution is happening. It's happening, Margaret, hide the silver, hide the silver. Like it's, you know, it's hard enough for me to understand why happy people are burning things and trashing cars.

Can you imagine, can you imagine how terrified the fancy rich people in the Ritz Carlton were? Like, just people outside, they must be like, dear Lord, Margaret, Margaret, Margaret, the revolution is happening. It's happening, Margaret, hide the silver, hide the silver. Like it's, you know, it's hard enough for me to understand why happy people are burning things and trashing cars.

Like that's already strange to me. But one fan was so excited that for some reason, and this is a real thing, he got so excited he was eating horse shit. What the hell? Like, I never thought I would say this, but we found the one guy who actually needs to eat Tide Pods. We found him. Congratulations, Eagles.

Like that's already strange to me. But one fan was so excited that for some reason, and this is a real thing, he got so excited he was eating horse shit. What the hell? Like, I never thought I would say this, but we found the one guy who actually needs to eat Tide Pods. We found him. Congratulations, Eagles.

Let's kick it off with the Super Bowl. Yesterday's big game was very exciting. Like, I don't know why they don't just make every football game the Super Bowl, you know? That way you get more people watching. And the best thing about it is, even if you don't like the sport, you're bound to find something else exciting.

Let's kick it off with the Super Bowl. Yesterday's big game was very exciting. Like, I don't know why they don't just make every football game the Super Bowl, you know? That way you get more people watching. And the best thing about it is, even if you don't like the sport, you're bound to find something else exciting.

Okay, okay, okay. There are two ways to see this. Either you can be mad because this guy wasted a lot of money just to miss an incredible experience, or you can see it as this dude bawling out so hard, he spent $7,000 just to take a nap. That's a surf. But seriously, how chaotic is this guy's life? That he's like, I need to go to the Super Bowl just so I can have a quiet place to sleep.

Okay, okay, okay. There are two ways to see this. Either you can be mad because this guy wasted a lot of money just to miss an incredible experience, or you can see it as this dude bawling out so hard, he spent $7,000 just to take a nap. That's a surf. But seriously, how chaotic is this guy's life? That he's like, I need to go to the Super Bowl just so I can have a quiet place to sleep.