Jessica Williams

It sounds like it was a business decision, like a sponsor was going to pull supporting it unless you changed it to Holiday.

Well, then what is it?

If it has lights and ornaments and an angel and decorations on top, it's a Christmas tree.

It's Miracle on 34th Street, not Miracle on 134th Street.

The only, the only miracle on 134th Street is that we get to participate at all.

It works that way for everything.

Right?

Yeah.

I mean, John, that's how it's done.

I think so.

Get together, dudes! What's... Okay, lose the wig, Wavy Gravy, which is a reference I don't even understand. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Hey, Jess. Happy 420. You chilling? Eeling? Ew. Ew. OK, stop. Enough. Enough. I'm just grooving to the hash, ma. No. No, you're not. You're making everyone look bad. POT isn't just for shirtless old dudes with bongos.

Get together, dudes! What's... Okay, lose the wig, Wavy Gravy, which is a reference I don't even understand. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Hey, Jess. Happy 420. You chilling? Eeling? Ew. Ew. OK, stop. Enough. Enough. I'm just grooving to the hash, ma. No. No, you're not. You're making everyone look bad. POT isn't just for shirtless old dudes with bongos.

It's a non-addictive, proven effective medical treatment that is now raising much-needed tax revenue for, like, schools, libraries, and roads.

It's a non-addictive, proven effective medical treatment that is now raising much-needed tax revenue for, like, schools, libraries, and roads.

What, what? I literally don't know what any of those words mean. Nobody uses record albums to sift their pot. Nobody owns record albums. I mean, like, I do because I'm cool. But what the hell is skunk weed?

What, what? I literally don't know what any of those words mean. Nobody uses record albums to sift their pot. Nobody owns record albums. I mean, like, I do because I'm cool. But what the hell is skunk weed?

Schwag? What, like free T-shirts? No, like bad weed. There's a such thing as bad weed? You know what? Never mind. Look, this is now, John, and we don't smoke. We vape our scientifically cultivated medical-grade buds that we had hand-delivered using a phone app called Dankstagram. Which times the delivery to show up precisely five minutes before our Thai food. It's great. I gotta vape. I vape.

Schwag? What, like free T-shirts? No, like bad weed. There's a such thing as bad weed? You know what? Never mind. Look, this is now, John, and we don't smoke. We vape our scientifically cultivated medical-grade buds that we had hand-delivered using a phone app called Dankstagram. Which times the delivery to show up precisely five minutes before our Thai food. It's great. I gotta vape. I vape.

Oh, really? Which one? You got G-Pen? You got a PAX?

Oh, really? Which one? You got G-Pen? You got a PAX?