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Jessica Williams

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
152 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

Well, I think there's a higher power. There's also a lower power. There's the lower power that goes, text that girl and show her pictures of your junk. It's OK. She's not going to share that with anybody. And the same lower power goes, you know, you need this. Come on now. I relapsed.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

Well, I think there's a higher power. There's also a lower power. There's the lower power that goes, text that girl and show her pictures of your junk. It's OK. She's not going to share that with anybody. And the same lower power goes, you know, you need this. Come on now. I relapsed.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

I was up in Alaska, and all of a sudden, I hadn't been sober for 20 years, and all of a sudden, I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniels and went, ah, that'll be fine. That'll be okay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

I was up in Alaska, and all of a sudden, I hadn't been sober for 20 years, and all of a sudden, I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniels and went, ah, that'll be fine. That'll be okay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

The moment I had the first sip, it was like... All of a sudden, it was like, welcome back, ass... A week later, I was walking down the street with, like, ten little bottles of Jack Daniels in my pockets. I sounded like a f***ing wind chime. And I got down so quick. I went right to blackouts. And it's a misnomer. They call it blackouts. It's not. It's like sleepwalking with activities.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

The moment I had the first sip, it was like... All of a sudden, it was like, welcome back, ass... A week later, I was walking down the street with, like, ten little bottles of Jack Daniels in my pockets. I sounded like a f***ing wind chime. And I got down so quick. I went right to blackouts. And it's a misnomer. They call it blackouts. It's not. It's like sleepwalking with activities.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

That's your brain going, we're going to do stuff you're not going to know. You wake up in a small field going, where am I? Me, me. It's crazy stuff. But I think that's the illusion. And I think you come through it, and you realize, yes, you can create better. You can get back. And the main operative word is fear. And like you said, the fear is there, and you're trying to overcome it with that.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

That's your brain going, we're going to do stuff you're not going to know. You wake up in a small field going, where am I? Me, me. It's crazy stuff. But I think that's the illusion. And I think you come through it, and you realize, yes, you can create better. You can get back. And the main operative word is fear. And like you said, the fear is there, and you're trying to overcome it with that.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

But if you can deal with the fear and then realize some of it's real, some of it isn't, and then come through that... You get deeper, boss. You get deep, deep, deep.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

But if you can deal with the fear and then realize some of it's real, some of it isn't, and then come through that... You get deeper, boss. You get deep, deep, deep.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

And there's... No. That is... Don't make them angry. They're Canadians. Let me just say this. Let me just... Let me just say this. You're the nicest country in the world. You're like... You're like a sweet apartment over a meth lab. It's really...

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Interviews Comedy Legends

And there's... No. That is... Don't make them angry. They're Canadians. Let me just say this. Let me just... Let me just say this. You're the nicest country in the world. You're like... You're like a sweet apartment over a meth lab. It's really...

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