Jessica

Yeah, not South Beach, Dan. The party planners here, they know me well. They know she's not going to leave her neighborhood on a weeknight and she's not going to get in her car after 5 p.m. and sit in traffic in Miami. So they sat in traffic for me. It was very touching. Lots of people drove from Broward, which is, as we know, a hike. And I'm very grateful for it.

There was a bomb threat on my first day.

There was a bomb threat on my first day.

I had a cockroach infestation in my first apartment here.

I had a cockroach infestation in my first apartment here.

Wow, I am really good at this job. No one knows what I do, what I don't do, what I like, what I don't like. I am a pro. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Jez.

Wow, I am really good at this job. No one knows what I do, what I don't do, what I like, what I don't like. I am a pro. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Jez.

Ernie, I have a question. I saw that you were born in Milwaukee and that the Milwaukee City uniforms say Cream City. And some of my friends from Milwaukee were like, no one's ever called it Cream City before. Have you ever actually heard the Cream City nickname?

Ernie, I have a question. I saw that you were born in Milwaukee and that the Milwaukee City uniforms say Cream City. And some of my friends from Milwaukee were like, no one's ever called it Cream City before. Have you ever actually heard the Cream City nickname?

Okay.

Okay.

The series hasn't started yet. It hasn't even started yet.

The series hasn't started yet. It hasn't even started yet.

I know. I think Jeremy's pathetic. You should hear him back here. It's so sad. Jeremy just delivered the most... absurd theater kid basketball analysis line that I've ever heard from him, which is really saying a lot.

I know. I think Jeremy's pathetic. You should hear him back here. It's so sad. Jeremy just delivered the most... absurd theater kid basketball analysis line that I've ever heard from him, which is really saying a lot.

Again, is he in a costume? It depends.

Again, is he in a costume? It depends.

Lingo star over here.

Lingo star over here.

Do you do journalism, though? Because it's like a thing you do.