Local Hour: Don't Disparage The Upset Bird
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Who are the main hosts and guests on today's Local Hour?
This one promises to be interesting because Greg Cody and Zaslow are sitting across from each other. There is a history of something, something, a history of something there. Greg is pointing at me right now, but the reason this also has the possibility of being a cantankerous day is because you just muttered, I heard you right before we started, bleeping traffic, pain in the ass. Well,
You know traffic is traffic right so I don't like to complain about what's apparent and everybody who lives in South Florida knows rush hour getting from Broward to Miami is a pain in the ass but more so today I don't know why I left the house at the same time normally I get here 20 minutes earlier blah blah blah so I'm Breathing heavily.
You do seem, Chris, you've been laughing at him. His hair's a little discombobulated. He seems frazzled. He sounds frazzled. He's rushing in three minutes beforehand. Doesn't draft day's hell week for him? Sure.
Yeah, I'm a person who likes to show up early and not feel rushed. And today I showed up late and I feel rushed. So I'll catch up. Don't worry about me, kid.
I do worry about you every time that you're in because you tend to derail things with the way that you don't do things according to protocol. It's one of the reasons that Zazz has been... Zazz and Dominique, I think, are perpetual... I don't want to speak for them, but they're perpetually... They've said on this show that they're frustrated that some basic things that could be easily learned around here are things you refuse to learn. Yeah, like what? Radio. The doing of... Broadcast.
Okay. I was under the impression I was speaking into a mic right now that people were hearing.
Very often that mic is not in front of your face.
But if I was writing, like if I was allowed one day to write a column in the Herald, and I wrote it in crayon, that would bother you, right?
Yeah, well, it would bother the reader because we don't publish crayons, so what you wrote would never be published.
But you'd be offended. You're like, this is not how we do it. Well, how do you do it? Well, I don't know because I don't write in the newspaper.
Zazz believes he's every bit the journalist you are.
Well, yeah. Like, I think today's going to be fun. Just three journalists chopping it up here. Okay.
Well, we went into this journalist argument before. To me, if you're talking about the Panthers while wearing a Panther shirt, you recuse yourself as a journalist.
I disagree. Okay. I mean, I went to the College of Journalism at the University of Florida. I graduated. I have a degree. I'm a journalist.
Okay, well, because you have a degree in journalism doesn't make you a journalist unless you choose to pursue a career in journalism.
I don't think that's true. I think if I have a degree in journalism, that makes me a journalist. Guys, guys, guys, you fell for it.
You fell for it. He came out the gate, shit-stirring, and you fell for it. You took the bait, you ran with it, you're having an argument about journalism. Just defending my education. No, you're... Zaz, you gotta be better than that. You gotta be better. Greg, you see what this guy's doing in the middle?
I do, and I'm just saying, and I'll leave it at this, if I have a degree in botany, but I'm not a botanist, I don't call myself a botanist. Glad you got the last shot up. But to Mike's point... The so-called feud or whatever you choose to call it between Zaslow and I is totally contrived by this guy. Wow. By this guy. Get him, guys.
Get him.
I'm kidding. I have nothing against Zaslow. I don't know him well enough to have any animus whatsoever. I could speak for myself.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I begin with an apology to the audience that I missed this yesterday. Many of you rushed into the breach to say that Greg Cody owes $50 because yesterday he killed Marv Levy on the air very early in the show. Nobody here corrected him. I don't know how old Marv Levy is, but he is still with us. 99%. That means that Greg Cody owes $50, $50, and also he owes $5 because his phone went off.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the main hosts and guests on today's Local Hour?
0:46–5:09
2
What is the 'fine bucket' and how does the $50 fine system work?
5:09–8:00
3
What happened with Jimmy Butler's injury and how are Heat fans reacting?
8:00–10:10
4
How is Jimmy Butler's legacy viewed locally and nationally?
10:10–13:03
5
What were the key takeaways from last night's Heat vs. Cleveland game?
13:03–17:48
6
What adjustments did coach Spoelstra make and were they effective?
17:48–20:20
7
How is player performance affecting the Heat's chances this postseason?
20:20–21:22
8
What are the sponsors featured in today's episode?
21:22–46:34
Speakers
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