Jessie

The worst part about puberty for me was the random boners.

The worst part about puberty for me was the random boners.

Like the wind would blow a new direction and instantly it's like boing.

And then the worst part about that was in school because as soon as O Canada starts and everyone needs to stand up for the national anthem, you know, the little guy down there wants to stand up too.

And I'm trying to, you know, crouch over forwards over the desk or try to hide it or tuck it or whatever.

And then as a teenager boy, you end up

coming up with a bunch of different techniques to hide boners.

Thank God I don't have to deal with that anymore.

The mausoleum.

It has been the hardest mental hurdle, I think, that I was not prepared for to dress postpartum with a completely new body, new sizes that you've never had to shop for, look for, wear.

You're getting hand-me-downs because you're like, this is going to be a phase.

It's going to fall off as soon as I'm done breastfeeding or if I stay breastfeeding, something's going to happen.

Yeah.

It doesn't.

And it's just been a, just postpartum itself is hard, let alone how to dress yourself.

Because you can easily fall into the slump of the Adam Sandler vibe of just baggy everything, which has been a lot of my wardrobe the last year.

Yeah.

It's all comfort.

And there has to be an elevated vibe.

person who shows up because the baby's one thing but I actually told my husband this we did it we did the first year we're about to hit the one year mark this is huge what