Jessie Reyez

you're crazy dude calling out of work and showing up at work but as a patron yeah but i was like how can i get in and out quick and i was like i know rollerblades rollerblades will get me in and out of there quick like that way no one will see me i'm dead ass i'm dead ass i was like 16 so i was like fucking rollerblades got some snacks like went to the like the quick the quick cashier anyways i got a call later that night and it was the boss and she was like it doesn't really seem like you want to work here and i was like you're right

you're crazy dude calling out of work and showing up at work but as a patron yeah but i was like how can i get in and out quick and i was like i know rollerblades rollerblades will get me in and out of there quick like that way no one will see me i'm dead ass i'm dead ass i was like 16 so i was like fucking rollerblades got some snacks like went to the like the quick the quick cashier anyways i got a call later that night and it was the boss and she was like it doesn't really seem like you want to work here and i was like you're right

You're in school too. Fuck.

You're in school too. Fuck.

I used to babysit, too.

I used to babysit, too.

What did he do?

What did he do?

Oh, my God. That was the worst one, but then, like, it's both ways. It's when you work with idiots. It's when you work with idiots, bro. you're like is everyone the dumbest person alive or am i tripping or is it me that makes you it's so dumb that you start to question yourself it's sometimes like what the fuck i feel that yeah sometimes it's sometimes it's that wild but

Oh, my God. That was the worst one, but then, like, it's both ways. It's when you work with idiots. It's when you work with idiots, bro. you're like is everyone the dumbest person alive or am i tripping or is it me that makes you it's so dumb that you start to question yourself it's sometimes like what the fuck i feel that yeah sometimes it's sometimes it's that wild but

I have this one lady with this job. I loved, I worked and I was like 14 to 18, which is like, it's like a water park.

I have this one lady with this job. I loved, I worked and I was like 14 to 18, which is like, it's like a water park.

In Toronto lit, lit place. And I got it. I think I had just turned 14, 13, 14. Um, that's young as hell. I don't know. I was at it. And you know what? Responsible for people's lives. Love that. No, no, no, no. I was, I was the cashier at the water park. Okay. I was working at like the pizza pizza and like mainly there was a funnel cake next to the pizza piece and I get free funnel cakes.

In Toronto lit, lit place. And I got it. I think I had just turned 14, 13, 14. Um, that's young as hell. I don't know. I was at it. And you know what? Responsible for people's lives. Love that. No, no, no, no. I was, I was the cashier at the water park. Okay. I was working at like the pizza pizza and like mainly there was a funnel cake next to the pizza piece and I get free funnel cakes.

free access to the water park and free funnel cakes i was like perfect i love it here and the managers loved me off shout out eric shout out brian they were so great to me like i love them we stayed friends when i started cheerleading for the cfl which is like the canadian nfl i know about the cfl yeah i'd give them tickets and shit they'd come so we stayed friends even after i love that yeah they're great once i was there i think i was like the second year working there so i was like 15 i think and this fucking lady

free access to the water park and free funnel cakes i was like perfect i love it here and the managers loved me off shout out eric shout out brian they were so great to me like i love them we stayed friends when i started cheerleading for the cfl which is like the canadian nfl i know about the cfl yeah i'd give them tickets and shit they'd come so we stayed friends even after i love that yeah they're great once i was there i think i was like the second year working there so i was like 15 i think and this fucking lady

I was at, I was, oh my God, I was working and she's with her fucking like children that were like fucking yapping and she's trying to control them, but also order. I get it. You're stressed, whatever. Yeah. She's ordering some shit and she's like, yeah, this, this, this. And I was like, okay. And then she takes her money and she throws it.

I was at, I was, oh my God, I was working and she's with her fucking like children that were like fucking yapping and she's trying to control them, but also order. I get it. You're stressed, whatever. Yeah. She's ordering some shit and she's like, yeah, this, this, this. And I was like, okay. And then she takes her money and she throws it.

At you? At me. Towards me. If I was closer, it would have hit me, but it hit the counter. And I look at the money, and I'm like, did this bitch just throw money at me? And I look up at her, and I'm like...

At you? At me. Towards me. If I was closer, it would have hit me, but it hit the counter. And I look at the money, and I'm like, did this bitch just throw money at me? And I look up at her, and I'm like...