Podcast Appearances
So she told me, you are becoming a woman now, so you can't touch yourself.
I said, what do you mean, touch myself?
She goes, you just can't do it.
You're going to get uglier.
Yes.
But you told me it's not possible.
She goes, everything's possible.
You work at Nike's, right?
I said, actually, I am at Reebok.
They didn't take me.
So basically, I don't know how to touch myself.
When I was single, I don't use toys.
When I have sex with a man, I want to marry them.
So I realized I can't afford that.
So when I had sex...
Yeah.
Trying to rescue him.
Yeah, I will try to think about what should I do because Confucius would punish me for being a whore.
Actually, he was very hot, and I felt that I want to fuck him, but I know I can't afford it.
He's probably going to date other girls because nobody wants to date a female comedian.