Jiaoying Summers Talks Kevin Costner, Government Checks & One Night Stands

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Adam Carolla 0:00
Well, this episode, very funny comedian Zhao Ying Summers is back. Also, Mayhem's got the news, and we'll do all that right after this. Don't miss the Ace Man this November in the Lone Star State. In Fort Worth, Thursday, November 20th, two shows, 7 p.m. and 9.30 at Hyena's Comedy Nightclub. Then it's off to the Woodlands, Texas, which is near Houston, for two shows Friday, November 21st at the Do-Si-Do The Big Barn. Then Saturday, November 22nd, The Ace Man's at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas. Grab tickets and enjoy the show.

What are Jiaoying Summers' upcoming tour dates?

Adam Carolla 0:38
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Adam Carolla 2:16
From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Xiaoying Summers. Plus the news with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, he'd never be in the Epstein emails because that would mean he knows how to use his email. Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate you. Get it on. Kellyanne Summers in the studio. She's got a special, man. It's out on Hulu?
Jiaoying Summers 2:54
Yes.
Adam Carolla 2:54
It's on Hulu. What species are you? Is that right?
Jiaoying Summers 3:00
Yeah, what species are you? I'm trying to find out the different species of humans so I can be racist against them. I need to find out what they are made of.
Adam Carolla 3:12
Ah, all right. What do you think? Who are the best?
Jiaoying Summers 3:15
I think the best are the really, really, really white person tell me they are a quarter black or Native American. I just, it's suspicious.
Adam Carolla 3:29
Suspicious. You don't trust that.
Jiaoying Summers 3:31
I just don't see Native American in them. Maybe the blood on their hands.
Adam Carolla 3:38
Let me tell you my take on the Native Americans.
Jiaoying Summers 3:40
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 3:42
They're like... Paprika, the spice, a little bit is good, but you can't dump the whole thing in. So the 100% Native American, fat alcoholic who doesn't work all day. But if you're just like one-tenth Cherokee, that's what gives you your tenacity.
Jiaoying Summers 4:02
Yes. You know what I mean?
Adam Carolla 4:03
Like it's good. But it's a seasoning. You know what I mean?
Jiaoying Summers 4:07
Casino hover, too. Diversity.
Adam Carolla 4:10
Diversity.
Jiaoying Summers 4:11
Yeah, you can own casinos if you have 10%...
Adam Carolla 4:14
Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't want too much, but you still get a little casino bump. That's nice. And it's a fine spice.
Jiaoying Summers 4:24
Yes.
Adam Carolla 4:25
Yeah.
Jiaoying Summers 4:26
Yeah. I agree with that.
Adam Carolla 4:28
Yeah. Now there are other cultures. German, Italian. You can just be all Italian or all German. No problem. Yeah. Maybe you're successful. Maybe you're not. But you can be all of that.
Jiaoying Summers 4:40
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 4:40
You see what I'm saying? Because you cannot be all American Indian.
Jiaoying Summers 4:44
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 4:44
It's a disaster.
Jiaoying Summers 4:45
That's true.
Adam Carolla 4:46
It doesn't work. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Jiaoying Summers 4:48
You can be all Chinese. I've been watching Yellowstone, and I saw you hang out with Kevin Costner.
Adam Carolla 4:56
Yeah.
Jiaoying Summers 4:57
You guys are cute together.
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 5:00
I took him out for... We went on a date for his 70th birthday. Wow. Yeah, except for I didn't even... He's my kind of guy in that there was a UFC fight. I had a couple of tickets. And somebody said to me, well, why don't you invite Kevin Costner? And then I said, well, he's never going to go with me to a UFC fight. Why would he do that? And someone said... Well, I don't know. He likes you. You need a bodyguard. Maybe he would go, yeah, and carry you in like Whitney Houston.

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