Jiaoying Summers Talks Kevin Costner, Government Checks & One Night Stands
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Well, this episode, very funny comedian Zhao Ying Summers is back. Also, Mayhem's got the news, and we'll do all that right after this. Don't miss the Ace Man this November in the Lone Star State. In Fort Worth, Thursday, November 20th, two shows, 7 p.m. and 9.30 at Hyena's Comedy Nightclub. Then it's off to the Woodlands, Texas, which is near Houston, for two shows Friday, November 21st at the Do-Si-Do The Big Barn. Then Saturday, November 22nd, The Ace Man's at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas. Grab tickets and enjoy the show.
What are Jiaoying Summers' upcoming tour dates?
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Xiaoying Summers. Plus the news with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, he'd never be in the Epstein emails because that would mean he knows how to use his email. Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate you. Get it on. Kellyanne Summers in the studio. She's got a special, man. It's out on Hulu?
Yes.
It's on Hulu. What species are you? Is that right?
Yeah, what species are you? I'm trying to find out the different species of humans so I can be racist against them. I need to find out what they are made of.
Ah, all right. What do you think? Who are the best?
I think the best are the really, really, really white person tell me they are a quarter black or Native American. I just, it's suspicious.
Suspicious. You don't trust that.
I just don't see Native American in them. Maybe the blood on their hands.
Let me tell you my take on the Native Americans.
Yeah.
They're like... Paprika, the spice, a little bit is good, but you can't dump the whole thing in. So the 100% Native American, fat alcoholic who doesn't work all day. But if you're just like one-tenth Cherokee, that's what gives you your tenacity.
Yes. You know what I mean?
Like it's good. But it's a seasoning. You know what I mean?
Casino hover, too. Diversity.
Diversity.
Yeah, you can own casinos if you have 10%...
Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't want too much, but you still get a little casino bump. That's nice. And it's a fine spice.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah. I agree with that.
Yeah. Now there are other cultures. German, Italian. You can just be all Italian or all German. No problem. Yeah. Maybe you're successful. Maybe you're not. But you can be all of that.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying? Because you cannot be all American Indian.
Yeah.
It's a disaster.
That's true.
It doesn't work. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can be all Chinese. I've been watching Yellowstone, and I saw you hang out with Kevin Costner.
Yeah.
You guys are cute together.
Yeah.
I took him out for... We went on a date for his 70th birthday. Wow. Yeah, except for I didn't even... He's my kind of guy in that there was a UFC fight. I had a couple of tickets. And somebody said to me, well, why don't you invite Kevin Costner? And then I said, well, he's never going to go with me to a UFC fight. Why would he do that? And someone said... Well, I don't know. He likes you. You need a bodyguard. Maybe he would go, yeah, and carry you in like Whitney Houston.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:38
2
What are Jiaoying Summers' upcoming tour dates?
0:38–8:18
3
How does Jiaoying feel about her special on Hulu?
8:18–12:17
4
What personal experiences does Jiaoying share about relationships?
12:17–49:52
5
What are the thoughts on Pink Lady and their cultural impact?
49:52–51:06
6
How does the discussion shift to Jeff Altman's career?
51:06–52:03
7
What insights are shared about dating advice from a billionaire?
52:03–54:07
8
What are the implications of erasing past identities on social media?
54:07–1:40:00
Speakers
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