Jason Mayhem Miller

So Adam, you shower with only hot water and I have started taking your advice. It's a genius. But how hot does the shower need to be? Are we talking being able to soak your cock and balls for 30 seconds at a time? Because when I turned up the heat, I got to turn it down real quick. Please help. Three exclamation points. Wow.

Oh! He made a comment about the money on the table being a lot. Get him on the phone! Yeah, I was just thinking that. I checked that backpack.

Yeah, call in it. I gotta talk this out. It is a great scheme, though, for the record. I might get myself one of them bipolar t-shirts just to walk around, and it's always an excuse. Dr. Drew, professionals are never going to charge you with a crime. We saw that played out in the Ed Norton picture.

He's sitting in the backseat, he's got a disguise. That does not mean he's guilty, but you know who this is. Yeah. Yeah. NC's driving. Hey, by the way, real quick, Sean Green, do you still play, I remember, what was that, seven years ago now, same name game. Do you still play same name game? What were the rules of that? Sean Green, the baseball player, Sean Green, spelled completely differently, the New York Jets running back. How about that? Same name game. Eh, both professional athletes, though. But

I wish you weren't a liar. That was emotionally traumatizing for you. My heart goes out to you, Adam, but I think you handled that beautifully. Really? No, thank you.

Mothers, that's what they do. As a rule, this weekend, little Jean-Claude Van Damasek just started baseball. Four years old, too young probably. But he got there and he started crying. I want to go home. I want to go home. I said, that's not an option. You can't go home. I want to go home. Mama says I can't. You leave the door open. It's not an option to leave. It's not up to you whether you stay or go now.

I like not so okay. That gets my vote. But the okay corral is a thing. What's the meh corral? That would be a synonym for the not so okay corral. Who would pick that up? Nobody would know what you're talking about. You have to hear like, wait, what did you say? Did you say meh? The not so okay corral. Sorry, I thought meh was a thing. Meh.

I'm always... Every time I fiddle with a thing, whether it's a battery or I take the top off, I'm always afraid, well, this is going to set it off for good. Well, this one...

Onko tämä todennäköisesti... Oli sanottu, että niitä pitäisi laittaa sääntöön. Tämä on sääntö. Tämä pitäisi olla tällainen. Onko tämä poistettu muun muassa asuksiin, kuten jollakin, joka on jo ollut? Uusi asia ei pitäisi tehdä tämän kuusi kuukautta tai kuusi viikkoa myöhemmin tai mitä tahansa. Tämä on todennäköisesti poistettu muun muassa asuksiin. Tämä on todennäköisesti poistettu muun muassa.

What do you want to do? Megan's Law? I'm dying to know how bad my neighborhood is. From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, it's the semi-annual Megan's Law Awards. Before we begin, it should be noted that this studio has 11 sex offenders within one mile, whose offenses include sexual battery on a medically institutionalized person.

In Santa Barbara Friday night at the Santa Barbara Comedy Club, Adam Carolla live.

Join us for the brightest season of the year.

It was mistreated.

And now it's being given love.

And we're building one of the great, I think, maybe the greatest ballroom.

We needed it for 150 years.

They've been asking, you see the trucks and cranes and excavators in the background?

And you hear them, and every time I hear them, I love the sound.

To me, I love the sound.

I wouldn't say my wife is thrilled.