Jill Bergman
👤 Speaker
111
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
Or they're going to fine me.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And I'm so in debt because of banjo lessons.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And I just have no money left.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And I'm like, maybe I can sell a kidney.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
Maybe I could donate my eggs.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
I'm thinking all the different ways I could raise money to pay when they're going to arrest me on the other end.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And everyone gets off the plane.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And I still have to go get my banjo, which is up in first class.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
So I go to get it, and all the pilots and flight attendants are waiting with the banjo sitting in the seat.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
And I start crying and crying.
The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Technology Fails
But that's not quite the end of the story because now I've got to go get my luggage along with the 500 other people who know a musical instrument that's now on my back has delayed them two hours.