Jillian Turner

Full disclosure.

Wow, that figures.

It only took you a few minutes.

Excuse me.

That place is a mess.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes I wish we had mandatory military service.

Greg would have served.

He would have understood what it would have been like to hold a weapon and do push-ups, maybe had his head shaved.

Why is everybody picking on me?

Because you're an idiot, Greg, and you look like you belong in a catalog for sheep.

I don't know, man.

You guys are taking the show down.

Yeah, I mean, it can't get any lower than it's been in a long time.

The Columbia situation, I feel sad because it used to be a great school and you used to want to send your students there.

But now there's this hardcore, radical, hostile faction that has destroyed the reputation of the university.

And that's why a lot of parents are now sending their kids to the SEC, because even if it's in Ivy, you don't want to go anywhere near this place.

Because some of these women are actually dangerous.

Yes, there are some great professors.

Yes, there's some bright kids there.

But there is a hardcore group of women there that are making everyone's lives miserable.