Jim (also interpreted as Jimmy)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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I wish I could defend myself, but I can't.
I rang the club.
This is before the season.
And I said to Ellie, who's the EA of the CEO and a beautiful lady.
She was there when I was there.
I said, Ellie, I keep trying to join the club, do the right thing, and on my card, I go on the internet, and then I go on the emails, and I can't become a bloody member.
I'm trying to be a member.
So I said, Ellie, can you sort it out for me, please?
So Ellie rings me back and says, I'm going to walk you down to Thomas in membership.
He's going to be able to help you out.
I'm going to hand the phone over.
I said, Ellie, you're a bloody star.
So she hands the phone over.
I said, Thomas, I'm trying to join the club.
I can't get this bloody credit card thing to work.
There's a pause.
And he goes, the reason you can't join the club is you're already a member of the club.
A life member.
A life member.
And that means that you are already a member.