Jim Brewer

Amazing.

yeah so like because i didn't go home for the holidays and then i was just like i could make it and i i made it to a 7-eleven but they were cleaning it and they wouldn't let me use the restroom i begged i was like please i'm gonna myself they're like no you know is that what they sounded like at seven eleven he was like no

It's a lady.

She's cleaning it.

And I was like, they won't let you.

She'll get mad.

And I was just like, fuck this.

So I was gonna take a shit behind the 7-Eleven.

Revenge.

But there was a fucking cop car chilling, so I was like, I can't get a ticket for this.

And then I was driving and I saw a Circle K, but then it was too late.

It just let go.

It was like... You saw a Circle K, you drove by a Circle K in your car.

No, like, as soon as I saw it, I turned and saw it.

And that's when it happened.

Yeah.

You started crying.

You're like, oh!

And it was like, the first few seconds felt fucking incredible.

It was like... See, that's what they don't tell you about shit in your pants.