Jim Brewer

All right.

What an episode this has been.

Did you guys have fun tonight?

Well, I got news for you.

There's just one person left, and it's the only guy that could possibly close a show like this.

He has the record for all-time appearances on this show, all-time interviews.

He's a living member of the Kill Tony Hall of Fame.

Ladies and gentlemen, some people call him the Memphis Strangler, the Vanilla Gorilla, the Big Red Machine.

This is William Montgomery.

Yikes, that was kind of gross about that guy.

Mattel Toy Company has just come out with an autistic version of Barbie, and luckily this version still has those great tits.

Okay, this next joke is for the ladies.

You're like, hey, if they don't have Monistat 1, just get Monistat 3.

Yeah, that's like saying, hey, if the video store doesn't have Godfather Part 1, just rent Godfather Part 3.

Are you kidding me?

One of those is a pharmaceutical masterpiece, and the other one, it has its flaws.

Okay, all the ladies are laughing at that one out there.

That was a...

Somebody was telling me how much ice was in Minnesota, and I was like, yeah, it's January, you dumbass.

This weekend, I got a new Mercedes in Mario Kart.