Jim Florentine
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I believe in conspiracy theories, but I have friends that believe in weirder conspiracy theories.
So I always try to out-conspire them, you know what I mean?
They always tell me weird conspiracy theories.
They tell me, Josh, did you know that the earth is flat?
And that's what I tell him with, what's what I hit him with.
Yeah, but did you know that the Olsen twins killed Bob Saget?
Everything they touch dies.
Their career, their appetite.
Oh, sorry, a lot of Full House fans.
I'm sorry, I'll go ahead and cut it out, guys.
I also believe in another dumb conspiracy theory.
I don't believe that Stevie Wonder is really blind.
He's been telling us in his songs this whole time.