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Jim Norton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3981 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah. Unless it's Bad News Bears, and then I like the new one better. The new one was much better. Yeah. But yeah, I don't like PG movies either. I just feel like, nah, they're going to censor something out that I want to see. It's almost like in Smokey and the Bandit, which is such a great fucking hilarious movie.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

There's a line where Jackie Gleason, he sees the cop in the thing and he goes, next time wear a badge on your diety. And it was covering the word dick. But it's so bad. It's such a bad after dub.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

There's a line where Jackie Gleason, he sees the cop in the thing and he goes, next time wear a badge on your diety. And it was covering the word dick. But it's so bad. It's such a bad after dub.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

There's a line where Jackie Gleason, he sees the cop in the thing and he goes, next time wear a badge on your diety. And it was covering the word dick. But it's so bad. It's such a bad after dub.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you could see his mouth. He goes, next time wear your badge on your dick, which would have been a really funny line. Really funny. But they, I think, diedy. Yeah. Like your diaper, whatever that is. It was such a bad dub. He's amazing in that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you could see his mouth. He goes, next time wear your badge on your dick, which would have been a really funny line. Really funny. But they, I think, diedy. Yeah. Like your diaper, whatever that is. It was such a bad dub. He's amazing in that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you could see his mouth. He goes, next time wear your badge on your dick, which would have been a really funny line. Really funny. But they, I think, diedy. Yeah. Like your diaper, whatever that is. It was such a bad dub. He's amazing in that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I don't think I've ever seen a funnier performance by anybody anywhere than him. He's the funniest fat guy ever. Like again, Belushi was great. John Candy was great. Chris Farley's great. But in that realm of like larger than life fat guys. Yes. Nobody was funnier than Gleason. Nobody.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I don't think I've ever seen a funnier performance by anybody anywhere than him. He's the funniest fat guy ever. Like again, Belushi was great. John Candy was great. Chris Farley's great. But in that realm of like larger than life fat guys. Yes. Nobody was funnier than Gleason. Nobody.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I don't think I've ever seen a funnier performance by anybody anywhere than him. He's the funniest fat guy ever. Like again, Belushi was great. John Candy was great. Chris Farley's great. But in that realm of like larger than life fat guys. Yes. Nobody was funnier than Gleason. Nobody.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

And they said he wouldn't rehearse and he would just kind of like, like they said if he was rubbing his stomach, it meant he was trying to like remember a line. Like he was just one of those guys that was just great in the moment and the rest of them would want to rehearse. I think Joyce Randolph is the only one that got residuals out of that. Trixie. Really?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

And they said he wouldn't rehearse and he would just kind of like, like they said if he was rubbing his stomach, it meant he was trying to like remember a line. Like he was just one of those guys that was just great in the moment and the rest of them would want to rehearse. I think Joyce Randolph is the only one that got residuals out of that. Trixie. Really?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

And they said he wouldn't rehearse and he would just kind of like, like they said if he was rubbing his stomach, it meant he was trying to like remember a line. Like he was just one of those guys that was just great in the moment and the rest of them would want to rehearse. I think Joyce Randolph is the only one that got residuals out of that. Trixie. Really?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I think her brother was a lawyer or her brother-in-law was a lawyer and she signed something for like whatever she signed, but she wound up getting money over the years and the rest of them did not. Holy shit. Because back then it was live and done and no one thought it would be anything else. Right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I think her brother was a lawyer or her brother-in-law was a lawyer and she signed something for like whatever she signed, but she wound up getting money over the years and the rest of them did not. Holy shit. Because back then it was live and done and no one thought it would be anything else. Right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I think her brother was a lawyer or her brother-in-law was a lawyer and she signed something for like whatever she signed, but she wound up getting money over the years and the rest of them did not. Holy shit. Because back then it was live and done and no one thought it would be anything else. Right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Oh, see, I got it wrong. I thought it was Joyce Randolph. It was Audrey Meadows. Okay, it was one of them. Bro, that's amazing. Yeah, she was really funny, too. She was like the first feminist on TV. She always won. She was always right. She was always smarter than her fucking husband. And she brutalized him. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Oh, see, I got it wrong. I thought it was Joyce Randolph. It was Audrey Meadows. Okay, it was one of them. Bro, that's amazing. Yeah, she was really funny, too. She was like the first feminist on TV. She always won. She was always right. She was always smarter than her fucking husband. And she brutalized him. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Oh, see, I got it wrong. I thought it was Joyce Randolph. It was Audrey Meadows. Okay, it was one of them. Bro, that's amazing. Yeah, she was really funny, too. She was like the first feminist on TV. She always won. She was always right. She was always smarter than her fucking husband. And she brutalized him. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I mean, some of the lines were just... They were just really, really monstrously funny things she got to say. It's the best show ever. It's an incredible show. They couldn't touch sex. They couldn't touch divorce. Nothing that you could kind of... They had such a limited... Yeah.