The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
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What funny moments do Tom and Christina open with?
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Welcome, welcome to your
What's everybody? It's time for another podcast. We have a very exciting episode today. Jean, how are you feeling?
I'm excited. There's going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.
I'm taking huge dumps today.
What are the poop protocols discussed?
You did.
I had like waves of caca come out and I feel more ready. Isn't that crazy?
When it's a surprise like that, when you sit down to make brown and then you get a bonus brown.
Oh, it was just like... Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like I took something to make it. I didn't take a laxative.
Are you eating that bran?
No. I took that. I tried that. Sean had told me, oh, try this all bran. And he measures it out like a lunatic. He's like, take exactly 17 grams or whatever. I'm like, whatever. I made a small bowl of it, and I was like, oh, my God.
Because I've been eating that. I sprinkle it on my yogurt, and boy, does that make me...
it was an emergency yeah but doesn't that make me feel lighter huh well yeah but i didn't do that so i just i got home late last night and then you know slept a little bit got up i don't even had i eaten yeah i ate a little i had a little bit i had berries and eggs oh eggs make you shit well this was i mean i thought i was gonna have a little boom boom and it was so much
Yeah, and you know what's interesting is that normally I smell your brown. It has a very pungent, sour smell. Oh, stop. No, I'm telling you, I didn't even smell it today.
What happened during Charo's visit?
Well, I had the flushing and the rinsing going the whole time. I was rinsing. And what I love about the washlet, the built-in bidets of modern society, is that you can wash as you shit, and then sometimes you keep shitting through the wash. Whoa. What? The spray will hit your asshole. What? And your asshole goes, what's that? And then you just keep shitting.
Hold on, because I've often used the spray to stimulate my anal.
That's what I'm saying.
But then I'd stop the spray once the brown comes down.
Oh, I'll shit right through it. What? Yeah, yeah.
You're crazy. Who does that? Yeah. Why would you do that? Aren't you afraid you're going to cut it off or it'll spook it?
No, no.
I think it's too much stimulation for me, and I cut it off.
It feels kinky. I like it. I like it. This is like, man. Anyway, I just feel like I could shit at any moment again. I really do. Seriously? Yeah, yeah.
Do you think you ate something questionable last night?
Who is Jim Norton and what are his latest projects?
I mean, I traveled. Who knows? Yeah. I ate right before we left. I had salmon and rice, which is fine, but you never know.
You never know.
You never know. It'll take a few days to adjust and then I'll leave again and then I'll shit crazy again.
I know. I know. It's weird. I had a little irritation in my bowel too where something triggered it and I was just making soft browns for days. You know when something like irritates your intestines?
Yeah.
But it's kind of nice because then you're cleaning house.
Yeah.
It's cool.
That's pretty cool. You ready to start the show? Yeah, of course. Let's do this real quick. Here we go, everybody.
Here you go. You don't think I want them nipples? Oh, Jesus. I want them nipples too. And your feet. Yeah, I want your feet. And them nipples. Them nipples looking at me right now. Come get me, Uncle Sean. Come get me.
I thought you were going to play something different.
How does Jim discuss his marriage to a trans woman?
I'm looking at you, boy. I'm coming. Okay. Well, you got to bring it to me. You got to bring it to me. Yeah, you got to bring me them nipples. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura.
Tom, I have to say this before we get along. I mean, I'd like to change the topic to something a little more dignified. I don't understand why it's so funny to you. What's so funny? You got to bring me them nipples. Oh, my God.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What funny moments do Tom and Christina open with?
0:00–0:41
2
What are the poop protocols discussed?
0:41–1:55
3
What happened during Charo's visit?
1:55–2:56
4
Who is Jim Norton and what are his latest projects?
2:56–3:54
5
How does Jim discuss his marriage to a trans woman?
3:54–6:08
6
What insights does Jim share about cancel culture?
6:08–6:34
7
What are the comedic influences discussed by Jim?
6:34–11:45
8
What tattoo did a fan create for Tom and Christina?
11:45–1:32:14
Speakers
7 identifiedMore from Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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