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Here you go. You don't think I want them nipples? Oh, Jesus. I want them nipples too. And your feet. Yeah, I want your feet. And them nipples. Them nipples looking at me right now. Come get me, Uncle Sean. Come get me.
I'm looking at you, boy. I'm coming. Okay. Well, you got to bring it to me. You got to bring it to me. Yeah, you got to bring me them nipples. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura.
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You don't think I want them nipples?
You got to bring me them nipples.
This dude sound like he used to be a player. That's what this sounds like. It's giving me the energy that he was a player when he was like 18. And then the nigga went broke, lost all his teeth, started fucking talking shit to everybody. Nobody likes him. And he's just like, bitch, I ain't doing nothing for you. Like, yeah, that's because no bitch wants you no more. Wow. I hear what you're saying.
He ain't getting it good no more.
Well.
But you know the bitch is going to give you head before you even get there. So this is what I'm saying. Homie fell off. Homie fell off. I feel like he's got some broke, nasty bitch in the back in his fucking bedroom right now. And then he just like literally went and recorded a video with her sleeping in the bed. Like, ah, fuck it. She won't suck my dick, man. Like, what the fuck?
She's over there like, man, this nigga's crying again. Homie lost his ways, man.
When the going gets rough, it's only the size of your heart that counts. That was Dinklage. Oh, and Bridget the Midget.
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And I was like, what is happening?
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It's a surprise. It's a surprise.