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Eni

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Welcome, welcome to your

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Here you go. You don't think I want them nipples? Oh, Jesus. I want them nipples too. And your feet. Yeah, I want your feet. And them nipples. Them nipples looking at me right now. Come get me, Uncle Sean. Come get me.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I'm looking at you, boy. I'm coming. Okay. Well, you got to bring it to me. You got to bring it to me. Yeah, you got to bring me them nipples. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

You don't think I want them nipples?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

You got to bring me them nipples.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

This dude sound like he used to be a player. That's what this sounds like. It's giving me the energy that he was a player when he was like 18. And then the nigga went broke, lost all his teeth, started fucking talking shit to everybody. Nobody likes him. And he's just like, bitch, I ain't doing nothing for you. Like, yeah, that's because no bitch wants you no more. Wow. I hear what you're saying.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

He ain't getting it good no more.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

Well.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

But you know the bitch is going to give you head before you even get there. So this is what I'm saying. Homie fell off. Homie fell off. I feel like he's got some broke, nasty bitch in the back in his fucking bedroom right now. And then he just like literally went and recorded a video with her sleeping in the bed. Like, ah, fuck it. She won't suck my dick, man. Like, what the fuck?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

She's over there like, man, this nigga's crying again. Homie lost his ways, man.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

When the going gets rough, it's only the size of your heart that counts. That was Dinklage. Oh, and Bridget the Midget.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

Welcome.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

100%.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

100%.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

And I was like, what is happening?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

1,371.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

What?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

It's a surprise. It's a surprise.