Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura 1h 43m 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed
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What are the funniest and wildest opening clips on Your Mom's House Ep. 807?

Unknown Speaker 0:26
Welcome, welcome to your... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like this, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like this, you know what I'm saying?
Unknown Speaker 1:42
Do anyone understand that?
Christina Pazsitzky 1:45
There you go.
Tom Segura 1:46
Do anyone understand?
Christina Pazsitzky 1:48
Ghost crew, you know what I'm saying? God, ghost crew. Yeah, they always gave us bangers, man.
Tom Segura 1:52
Yeah, I like them. That was Dennis Rodman at the end.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:55
Yeah.
Tom Segura 1:56
Some of those voices we haven't heard in a minute.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:58
Dennis, does he, where's his stuff? Is he in?
Tom Segura 2:02
He went to Korea, to North Korea, remember?
Enny 2:06
Watch this bullshit. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:12
He was so drunk. He was hammered. And they had like some guys with him who were so put together and they were like, well, Dennis has his own challenges. He means well. They were like, this guy's fucking out of his mind.
Tom Segura 2:31
Well, because he went to North Korea to play basketball.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:34
Yeah. And for Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un loves NBA basketball. So they went there on like a humanitarian trip. And I think they were all retired former players and they played like the North Korean national team. And I believe they lost.
Tom Segura 2:49
No.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:50
Yeah, yeah. But everyone was kind of like, yeah, it's fine. Go ahead and lose.
Tom Segura 2:53
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:53
Like, don't. Don't embarrass them.
Tom Segura 2:56
Dude, he was so unhinged. Remember that time when he did karaoke and he was just like ripped.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:02
Yeah, he was ripped that whole trip. Yeah, he was ripped.
Enny 3:04
We're going to keep the motherfuckers out.
Tom Segura 3:07
That's a little Trump, man. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 3:13
We're running the industry now.
Tom Segura 3:14
We're running the industry now. There's so much that we've cultivated for this episode. There's something I'm excited to show you. There's things you're excited to show me.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:24
You don't usually come in and go, I can't wait to show you this thing.
Tom Segura 3:29
I've sent this to my group chat of girlfriends that are down for this. That are down for these clips. Half of them tapped out. tapped out of this clip we're just like i can't even watch it dude it's so you know sarah my fate my she loves these things sarah introduced me to gg allen yeah we were 18 and she saw this clip she was like wow like this is intense i made it all the way through but even watching it all the way through god damn okay yes all right well maybe just for women i don't know we'll get to it um i'm going to uh this is not the clip Oh, here we go. I'm scared. No, no.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:06
I'm just going to play our opening clip, but we'll get to your exciting clip soon. Okay. All right. All right. Hold on a second now. Hold on a second now. All right. And here's your opening. Here you go. I don't want to fuck.
Unknown Speaker 4:20
So if any girl wants to get down, party, smoke weed tonight, and fuck my brains out, and I goddamn mean it, get in touch with my promoter. He'll give you his cell phone number. Make sure you say you're from Long Island, preferably Summit County, and let's have fun. Let's have the time of our lives.
Tom Segura 4:36
Fuck yeah, dude. That's pretty cool.
Unknown Speaker 4:40
This guy's down, man. He's fired up. He's fired up. There's no other way to be here.
Tom Segura 5:05
I'm such a fucking retard.
Unknown Speaker 5:15
Oh, that was a good one. I love this guy so much. Yeah, the bagel guy.

What is the controversy surrounding a local news station's offensive tweet?

Tom Segura 5:20
So if he reminds you of anybody, it's because a few years back,
Christina Pazsitzky 5:39
This guy was the five foot tall dude who lost his shit in a bagel store for being made fun of for his height. And it went viral. He became, I guess that's why he has a promoter. So I like that. He's like, you want to fuck? Hit up my promoter. Tell him you're from Suffolk County, preferably.
Tom Segura 5:57
Why Suffolk County?
Christina Pazsitzky 5:58
Let's get high and let's fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Segura 6:00
But was it just this proximity because the girl's closer?

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