Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
Wed, 23 Apr 2025
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to http://1800Flowers.com/YMH. Shop data plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts." We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 807 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun 00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head 00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder 00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets 00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock 00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins 00:39:42 - Broads In Space 00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes 00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes 01:05:55 - Try It Out 01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump 01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:25:51 - TikToks 01:34:08 - Shame 01:40:36 - Wrap Up 01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the funniest and wildest opening clips on Your Mom's House Ep. 807?
Welcome, welcome to your... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like this, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Like this, you know what I'm saying?
Do anyone understand that?
There you go.
Do anyone understand?
Ghost crew, you know what I'm saying? God, ghost crew. Yeah, they always gave us bangers, man.
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Chapter 2: What is the controversy surrounding a local news station's offensive tweet?
So if he reminds you of anybody, it's because a few years back,
This guy was the five foot tall dude who lost his shit in a bagel store for being made fun of for his height. And it went viral. He became, I guess that's why he has a promoter. So I like that. He's like, you want to fuck? Hit up my promoter. Tell him you're from Suffolk County, preferably.
Why Suffolk County?
Let's get high and let's fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
But was it just this proximity because the girl's closer?
Yeah, I guess he's like, I don't want someone to hit me up that's far from here.
Like the next town over. Yeah. That's amazing.
Yeah, like the bagel shop. I don't know if I can bring this in.
Why is it okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites? You should be dead. That's okay. Who said that to you here? Nobody. Women in general have said it on dating sites. You think I'm making that shit up? Everywhere I go, I get the same smirk with the biting lip. Shut your mouth. You're not God or my father or my boss. Dude, you want to step outside? You want to step outside? Huh?
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Chapter 3: How are AI-generated influencers with Down syndrome impacting social media?
Yeah.
Well, he's back in the zeitgeist. That's exciting. Hit up his promoter. What do you think he does?
I think he probably should have just been like, hit me up.
Yeah.
I don't know if we need a middleman.
Through the promoter. Yeah. Oh, my God. You know what I love about East Coasters? Yeah. Is the women watching this are laughing. I know. That's how hardcore East Coasters are in general. She's like, ha, ha, ha. If that would happen in California or Texas, women would be like, oh my God, they're so much tougher than us over there.
They're used to more chaos.
Yeah, that New York City chaos.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind the viral baseball sock fetish and its pricing?
Oh, my goodness.
You know I am.
Yeah.
I see. There's no push.
There's no... She doesn't seem to be pushing hard, but maybe she's just got a talent.
For a girl, no. This is a... Even dudes, you'll see them... Yeah, you bear down. There's no bearing down. Wow. I'm going to call bullshit on this.
Wow.
I said it. I'm a fart expert. Listen...
We would love to hear from you. This is Mila. The Instagram is thefartworldofficial. She's one of the fart models there. Mila's part of Fart World, which is an OnlyFans account with over 150 models on their channel. Fart World charges $14.95 a month to watch all the models fart. It's great. We are challenging whether or not these are authentic farts.
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Chapter 5: What are the different fetishes discussed in this episode, including neck veins and foot fetishes?
Somebody at KTLA is not a fan.
So they meant to add the N-word to its list of muted words, but accidentally posted it instead.
I buy that story.
Like, here's something we shouldn't say. Let's just post it to our several hundred thousand followers.
Oh, my God. Could you imagine seeing that tweet? You're like, what is going on? KTLA.
Yeah.
N words.
Yep. Geez. Yeah. Geez. Amazing.
Amazing. I love KTLA, right? Josh, don't you feel a sense of like, that's my shit? Yeah, that's our channel.
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Chapter 6: Who is Brad Williams and what does he reveal about his comedy career?
You tweeted the N-word?
I did. I didn't think it would fucking go up, though, dude. I deleted it.
It's definitely your last day here, bro. Fuck. I'm so fucked. Yeah, you definitely got to pack up.
Can I tell you something? I'm stupid enough to do something like this. Like as a joke to be like, dude, what's the worst thing I could fucking tweet? Here it is, bro. And then it sends and then my life is over. Yeah, they would definitely be. I would fucking do that. I know. I don't know if I would do N word though. I might do something funnier, like more LA specific. Yeah. Like Mexican stuff.
Maybe, you know, Cholo stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, damn, that definitely got everybody on the social media team into a meeting that day. For sure. They're like, everybody go to the conference room real quick. We have something we need to discuss.
But I know it wasn't that light because it's LA. They got into a... It was heavy. It was like the HR had to come out and talk to everybody about their feelings and counsel people. You know what I'm saying? Of course. It was heavy. I bet you it was heavy. Okay. Good segue. Mother's Day just around the corner. Get mom my lipstick. The perfect for is the perfect gift.
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Chapter 7: Why is Brad Williams considered hard to follow on stage?
I'm wearing Madison today.
Yeah, check this out.
Watch this shit.
Watch this bullshit. Scott Welsh, he did a Muppet-style spinoff where he takes podcast clips and he posts them. He put this one out the other day.
Speaking of not being fat, I'm back on the Ozempics. Get out of here. But they upped my dose because I was eating right through it like a pig the last time I did it. And now I want to die. It's so gross. Like, I feel so sick all the time. But I'm looking thinner already. You look great. Yeah.
The main thing is that you're getting all the benefits of an eating disorder. Yeah. You know, without all the health complications. It's good.
He even got the cool guys behind us as puppets. That's pretty awesome. This is amazing. Way to go, Scott. Thanks so much for doing that. Thank you. I love this.
And also we love the Muppets.
So much. I miss that show. I wish they'd bring that one back.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on the new Snow White movie and dwarf fetishes?
Yeah.
If you're going to go, go hard.
It was so fun the other day. We were talking about babies with the boys. Yeah. And they were like, why do you give a baby? I go, well, babies love spicy sausage. So if you ever have a baby, you give them real spicy sausages. And then you give them cigarettes and tequila. And they were laughing so hard. They're like, to a baby? I was like, yeah, man.
Babies love to smoke, drink, and eat spicy foods. And they were like, ah.
It's so fun giving them misinformation lately because now they're at the age where they can pick up on it.
Yeah, they know. They know they're putting it together.
They're like, but wouldn't a baby get sick?
I was like, no, man. Not a thing. So much fun. Trying to make a baby strong, you make a baby smoke. So fun. So fun.
Yeah, we went to Three Forks restaurant the other day. And we were like, yeah, they give you Three Forks. And if you don't use all three of them, you have to spend the night at the restaurant.
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