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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

01 Jan 2025

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Chapter 1: What were the highlights of the YMH Holiday Party?

267.273 - 269.597 Armie Hammer

I know. For your little baby, suck your thumb.

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271.159 - 279.513 Tom Segura

Really setting me off. Who fucking did that? I don't know. Some fucking horrible person. I don't know.

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280.385 - 282.167 Armie Hammer

I know why. It's because Reed's not here.

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282.427 - 283.228 Tom Segura

Reed's not here today.

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283.788 - 287.772 Armie Hammer

And then someone got your copy and wasn't fucking right. That's not right. Stupid.

287.972 - 292.517 Tom Segura

Sorry, his name's Breed, just reminding you. Breed? That's his name. I just wanted to remind you.

292.537 - 293.358 Armie Hammer

Why Breed?

293.858 - 295.38 Tom Segura

I don't know. He likes it.

295.56 - 296.781 Armie Hammer

He does not like it.

Chapter 2: What is Armie Hammer's story?

1738.583 - 1741.205 Armie Hammer

Not even at that extreme. Everybody needs to go to a better hairdresser.

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Chapter 3: How did Armie Hammer transition from Hollywood?

1741.245 - 1745.686 Tom Segura

You just see women who you're like, you're a beautiful woman, but this is not good.

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1745.726 - 1746.747 Armie Hammer

This is not the cut for you.

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1746.767 - 1754.15 Tom Segura

And you know what you end up finding out a lot? People are like, yeah, my friend comes over, or I do it myself.

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1754.39 - 1755.791 Armie Hammer

Never, never do it yourself.

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1756.231 - 1760.873 Tom Segura

And none of their friends go, you're not good at this. I know. You're not good at this.

1761.133 - 1767.135 Armie Hammer

I know. Yeah, you should get a real one. But I'm so stoked to finally find this woman on Instagram, and I just, please play them. Please play it.

1767.155 - 1767.776 Tom Segura

Okay, here we go.

1767.796 - 1776.421 Unknown Speaker

Hi, I'm Radonna from Boys and Girls Hairstyles. Today I have Ann Ployke here with me. Her haircut, super duper duper cute. Number four in the back.

1777.002 - 1778.082 Shelly

Number four in the back.

Chapter 4: What are the funniest moments from the podcast?

2096.858 - 2098.119 Armie Hammer

Oh, no.

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2098.359 - 2101.641 Tom Segura

Nice and tight.

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2101.701 - 2102.481 Armie Hammer

And she's young.

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2102.501 - 2109.825 Tom Segura

And when she finishes, she goes, and I promise there's not a man in the world that'll touch you. Mission accomplished.

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2111.8 - 2114.543 Armie Hammer

And the razor cut. Just a lot of product.

2114.783 - 2116.404 Breed

Even the song is horrible.

2116.504 - 2124.572 Armie Hammer

Horrible. It's all bad. You got to curl it under in the back. I'm going to send this to Alan. Make sure he does this for me next time.

2124.852 - 2132.8 Tom Segura

I want to see what he thinks about it. He's probably like, um... Some people like that. Yeah.

2133.42 - 2140.947 Armie Hammer

Oh, tucked behind the ears and the high bob in the back. Oh, I had this haircut and I shouldn't throw stones.

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