Jim Norton
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This guy's checking bags. Yeah. I would hold the whole crew up.
This guy's checking bags. Yeah. I would hold the whole crew up.
man but you learn fast you learn fast don't check your bag i mean don't check the bag i know i've been there when you brush your teeth will you walk around a little bit or you do it right at the sink i don't move but the psychopath that i'm married to okay brushes her teeth she'll take the toothbrush she walks into the bedroom she'll lay on the bed on her back with her feet up in the air
man but you learn fast you learn fast don't check your bag i mean don't check the bag i know i've been there when you brush your teeth will you walk around a little bit or you do it right at the sink i don't move but the psychopath that i'm married to okay brushes her teeth she'll take the toothbrush she walks into the bedroom she'll lay on the bed on her back with her feet up in the air
man but you learn fast you learn fast don't check your bag i mean don't check the bag i know i've been there when you brush your teeth will you walk around a little bit or you do it right at the sink i don't move but the psychopath that i'm married to okay brushes her teeth she'll take the toothbrush she walks into the bedroom she'll lay on the bed on her back with her feet up in the air
Like in baby position. It's the most batshit crazy thing. I don't know. I'd like to ask every uncle she has. There's a reason. I don't know what it is. But she literally lays on her back and like brushes her teeth like that with her feet up in the air bent. Like a cat getting petted or a dog getting petted. Me, I stand there. I let your toothbrush. I stand there. I don't move.
Like in baby position. It's the most batshit crazy thing. I don't know. I'd like to ask every uncle she has. There's a reason. I don't know what it is. But she literally lays on her back and like brushes her teeth like that with her feet up in the air bent. Like a cat getting petted or a dog getting petted. Me, I stand there. I let your toothbrush. I stand there. I don't move.
Like in baby position. It's the most batshit crazy thing. I don't know. I'd like to ask every uncle she has. There's a reason. I don't know what it is. But she literally lays on her back and like brushes her teeth like that with her feet up in the air bent. Like a cat getting petted or a dog getting petted. Me, I stand there. I let your toothbrush. I stand there. I don't move.
I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like my own sink.
I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like my own sink.
I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like my own sink.
I do. I floss most days. Once in a while, I forget, but we have a lot of floss there, and I do get complimented on my gums by the dentist. Are we good? Thank you, yes. Will you swim at a hotel pool? Sure, I don't care. Absolutely. I mean, I went to Brazil and fucked without condoms.
I do. I floss most days. Once in a while, I forget, but we have a lot of floss there, and I do get complimented on my gums by the dentist. Are we good? Thank you, yes. Will you swim at a hotel pool? Sure, I don't care. Absolutely. I mean, I went to Brazil and fucked without condoms.
I do. I floss most days. Once in a while, I forget, but we have a lot of floss there, and I do get complimented on my gums by the dentist. Are we good? Thank you, yes. Will you swim at a hotel pool? Sure, I don't care. Absolutely. I mean, I went to Brazil and fucked without condoms.
I'm not scared of a hotel pool. It wasn't more of the germs. It was, do you enjoy it? Oh. Do you enjoy it as much as Brazil?
I'm not scared of a hotel pool. It wasn't more of the germs. It was, do you enjoy it? Oh. Do you enjoy it as much as Brazil?
I'm not scared of a hotel pool. It wasn't more of the germs. It was, do you enjoy it? Oh. Do you enjoy it as much as Brazil?