Jim Norton
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's not bad.
No one notices, either, because everyone thinks I'm, like, making a fist.
You know what I mean?
Like, the fucking producers backstage, they didn't notice, and I shook their fucking hand.
The bartenders out on 6th Street, they put change in my hand, and it fucking rolled off.
How far can a quarter go?
Smells fine.
Tony, no one ever wants to play rock, paper, scissors with me ever.
You know what I'm saying?
They're just like, rock, paper, scissors.
And they're like, what the fuck is that?
I fucking win.
So it fucking pays to look like the butler from Scary Movie 2.
That's all I'm fucking saying.
Let me use my good hand.