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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

He made it like a month, then he quit. But I gutted it out all summer and I was exposed to some pretty cool stuff that I hadn't seen before. Like we one time went cut a shopping center lawn and the guy just walked right into the grocery store and came out with steaks all down his pants that he had just stolen. He's like, I'm going to sell these later.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

He made it like a month, then he quit. But I gutted it out all summer and I was exposed to some pretty cool stuff that I hadn't seen before. Like we one time went cut a shopping center lawn and the guy just walked right into the grocery store and came out with steaks all down his pants that he had just stolen. He's like, I'm going to sell these later.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

He made it like a month, then he quit. But I gutted it out all summer and I was exposed to some pretty cool stuff that I hadn't seen before. Like we one time went cut a shopping center lawn and the guy just walked right into the grocery store and came out with steaks all down his pants that he had just stolen. He's like, I'm going to sell these later.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

And then he opened up the water cooler and just threw them all in there. And we're like, all right, I guess we'll just store your bloody steaks in the water cooler. Sure, sure. We just had to pile in the back of the truck. We went all over town all day long and it would rain. You just put a trash bag over you. I mean, it was not safe at all.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

And then he opened up the water cooler and just threw them all in there. And we're like, all right, I guess we'll just store your bloody steaks in the water cooler. Sure, sure. We just had to pile in the back of the truck. We went all over town all day long and it would rain. You just put a trash bag over you. I mean, it was not safe at all.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

And then he opened up the water cooler and just threw them all in there. And we're like, all right, I guess we'll just store your bloody steaks in the water cooler. Sure, sure. We just had to pile in the back of the truck. We went all over town all day long and it would rain. You just put a trash bag over you. I mean, it was not safe at all.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

But we pulled up next to a car that had a failed inspection sticker and he offered to sell them a counterfeit one. Oh, my. I did not even know like state selling and sticker selling as well. I learned a lot about raunchy humor and drugs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

But we pulled up next to a car that had a failed inspection sticker and he offered to sell them a counterfeit one. Oh, my. I did not even know like state selling and sticker selling as well. I learned a lot about raunchy humor and drugs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

But we pulled up next to a car that had a failed inspection sticker and he offered to sell them a counterfeit one. Oh, my. I did not even know like state selling and sticker selling as well. I learned a lot about raunchy humor and drugs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Yeah. A lot of masturbation jokes. Some of the people were really, really good, but the guys that ran it weren't. just assholes. I mean, they just run you straight ragged from the time you get up the sundown, you kind of come back and unload the truck and you never cut enough. They were like, Hey, we need to cut more. You should be out there. Go faster. Stop taking so many breaks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Yeah. A lot of masturbation jokes. Some of the people were really, really good, but the guys that ran it weren't. just assholes. I mean, they just run you straight ragged from the time you get up the sundown, you kind of come back and unload the truck and you never cut enough. They were like, Hey, we need to cut more. You should be out there. Go faster. Stop taking so many breaks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

Yeah. A lot of masturbation jokes. Some of the people were really, really good, but the guys that ran it weren't. just assholes. I mean, they just run you straight ragged from the time you get up the sundown, you kind of come back and unload the truck and you never cut enough. They were like, Hey, we need to cut more. You should be out there. Go faster. Stop taking so many breaks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was going to go to college and I had about a week off the summer and it was a Sunday and I met a bunch of friends on the beach and they had had a completely different summer experience than I had traveling. They're like, Oh yeah, the next week we're just going to hang out on the beach. This is what I should be doing. Tomorrow I'm quitting. And so I took the zinc sunblock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was going to go to college and I had about a week off the summer and it was a Sunday and I met a bunch of friends on the beach and they had had a completely different summer experience than I had traveling. They're like, Oh yeah, the next week we're just going to hang out on the beach. This is what I should be doing. Tomorrow I'm quitting. And so I took the zinc sunblock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was going to go to college and I had about a week off the summer and it was a Sunday and I met a bunch of friends on the beach and they had had a completely different summer experience than I had traveling. They're like, Oh yeah, the next week we're just going to hang out on the beach. This is what I should be doing. Tomorrow I'm quitting. And so I took the zinc sunblock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was like, I'm going to quit in a blaze of glory too. So I wrote on my chest, know this with a huge arrow to my crotch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was like, I'm going to quit in a blaze of glory too. So I wrote on my chest, know this with a huge arrow to my crotch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

I was like, I'm going to quit in a blaze of glory too. So I wrote on my chest, know this with a huge arrow to my crotch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

You really caught up to them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: I Quit

You really caught up to them.