Jimmy Carr

To get us warmed up here tonight, this is a brand new minute from one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. Here to flex off another new minute of material, make some noise for the great Martin Phillips, everybody.

To get us warmed up here tonight, this is a brand new minute from one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. Here to flex off another new minute of material, make some noise for the great Martin Phillips, everybody.

Fuck yeah, Martin Phillips, ladies and gentlemen, with another new minute, again and again and again. Not afraid to come out and get the show started. Welcome, Jimmy Carr, is this your first time seeing Martin?

Fuck yeah, Martin Phillips, ladies and gentlemen, with another new minute, again and again and again. Not afraid to come out and get the show started. Welcome, Jimmy Carr, is this your first time seeing Martin?

Fuck yeah, Martin Phillips, ladies and gentlemen, with another new minute, again and again and again. Not afraid to come out and get the show started. Welcome, Jimmy Carr, is this your first time seeing Martin?

This guy's great. He's great. We call him Stephen Walking.

This guy's great. He's great. We call him Stephen Walking.

This guy's great. He's great. We call him Stephen Walking.

Cool. That is a badass fucking, that's merch for days.

Cool. That is a badass fucking, that's merch for days.

Cool. That is a badass fucking, that's merch for days.

Let me ask you a question, because now I'm interested. Was Stephen Hawking, when he was in your audience, was he typing, like, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha? Was he, like, making noise? He was trying to get out. Ha-ha-ha! He's trying to back up out of there. Oh, my goodness. Martin, what else is going on this week? You found the dog. That's huge. We found him. You guys might not know, but his dog got away.

Let me ask you a question, because now I'm interested. Was Stephen Hawking, when he was in your audience, was he typing, like, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha? Was he, like, making noise? He was trying to get out. Ha-ha-ha! He's trying to back up out of there. Oh, my goodness. Martin, what else is going on this week? You found the dog. That's huge. We found him. You guys might not know, but his dog got away.

Let me ask you a question, because now I'm interested. Was Stephen Hawking, when he was in your audience, was he typing, like, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha? Was he, like, making noise? He was trying to get out. Ha-ha-ha! He's trying to back up out of there. Oh, my goodness. Martin, what else is going on this week? You found the dog. That's huge. We found him. You guys might not know, but his dog got away.

So great.

So great.

So great.

Could have been worse. No doubt about it.

Could have been worse. No doubt about it.

Could have been worse. No doubt about it.