Jimmy Carr

Your first comedian of the night goes by the name of Solomon, everybody. Solomon is first.

Why are you laughing like that, Solomon? What's going on? You're sweating like I've never seen anything like it before. You were dry when you came out here a minute ago. Yes.

Why are you laughing like that, Solomon? What's going on? You're sweating like I've never seen anything like it before. You were dry when you came out here a minute ago. Yes.

Why are you laughing like that, Solomon? What's going on? You're sweating like I've never seen anything like it before. You were dry when you came out here a minute ago. Yes.

It is incredible.

It is incredible.

It is incredible.

Yeah. This is amazing, I've never seen anyone so wet on the show before. I know, I'm so wet I'm dripping. You're kind of gay, dude. What's going on, Solomon? You look like you're on the Indian, what is that? What do they call that? It's like a Bollywood Brokeback Mountain or something like that. Jimmy. What about clothes that fit? You are dressed like your outfit is painted on you.

Yeah. This is amazing, I've never seen anyone so wet on the show before. I know, I'm so wet I'm dripping. You're kind of gay, dude. What's going on, Solomon? You look like you're on the Indian, what is that? What do they call that? It's like a Bollywood Brokeback Mountain or something like that. Jimmy. What about clothes that fit? You are dressed like your outfit is painted on you.

Yeah. This is amazing, I've never seen anyone so wet on the show before. I know, I'm so wet I'm dripping. You're kind of gay, dude. What's going on, Solomon? You look like you're on the Indian, what is that? What do they call that? It's like a Bollywood Brokeback Mountain or something like that. Jimmy. What about clothes that fit? You are dressed like your outfit is painted on you.

It's all very tight, unlike your asshole. Let's talk about it, Solomon. Are you straight or gay? Straight. Really? Okay. Agree to disagree?

It's all very tight, unlike your asshole. Let's talk about it, Solomon. Are you straight or gay? Straight. Really? Okay. Agree to disagree?

It's all very tight, unlike your asshole. Let's talk about it, Solomon. Are you straight or gay? Straight. Really? Okay. Agree to disagree?

Is this how gay I seem to everybody? Is that why? It is? Oh, my God. Now I see why the jokes work so well. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Look at the way you do the things with your hands. What is that? This is all incredibly gay. I don't know.

Is this how gay I seem to everybody? Is that why? It is? Oh, my God. Now I see why the jokes work so well. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Look at the way you do the things with your hands. What is that? This is all incredibly gay. I don't know.

Is this how gay I seem to everybody? Is that why? It is? Oh, my God. Now I see why the jokes work so well. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Look at the way you do the things with your hands. What is that? This is all incredibly gay. I don't know.

Okay, I don't know what you're saying. It's the what? I need a... The panel brought it out? The fuck does that mean? People are asking genuine questions. They're like, Tony, I have a... It's amazing. So, Solomon, how long have you been doing stand-up? About two years now. About two years. Agree to disagree? Oh, you are the best, Jimmy Carr. So, Solomon, what are you talking about?

Okay, I don't know what you're saying. It's the what? I need a... The panel brought it out? The fuck does that mean? People are asking genuine questions. They're like, Tony, I have a... It's amazing. So, Solomon, how long have you been doing stand-up? About two years now. About two years. Agree to disagree? Oh, you are the best, Jimmy Carr. So, Solomon, what are you talking about?

Okay, I don't know what you're saying. It's the what? I need a... The panel brought it out? The fuck does that mean? People are asking genuine questions. They're like, Tony, I have a... It's amazing. So, Solomon, how long have you been doing stand-up? About two years now. About two years. Agree to disagree? Oh, you are the best, Jimmy Carr. So, Solomon, what are you talking about?

What were you talking about the whole time? You were getting laughs. Very hard to understand. There's not a monitor, an earpiece, or anything in the world that could get me to fully understand the way you speak what you call English. Where are you from? Pakistan. Pakistan. How long have you been in America?