Jimmy Clifford

So my little sister is a conspiracy theorist.

And the other day she walked up to me and she goes, hey, did you hear about this Helen Keller bullshit?

And I was like, what was that, Alexa Jones?

And she goes, yeah, my teacher's trying to peddle us some fake news saying this bitch was born blind and deaf.

But I'm supposed to believe she learned how to read and even gave speeches.

I'm like, yeah, right.

Biden was the president and even he couldn't do both of those at the same time.

I was like, Katie, Helen Keller was born blind and deaf.

She goes, then how'd she learn how to read?

And I was like, well, she had this teacher named Annie Sullivan who used to teach her little symbols into her palm, and she learned to read that way.

To which my sister said, palm reading is a scam.

You used to steal money from white women.

I'm like, okay, you got a point there.

I'll give you that one.

She goes, how'd she learn how to talk?

And I went...

Yeah, I don't know.

Does anyone in here know how she learned how to talk?

I had to look it up on Google.

Apparently, this is true, Annie Sullivan used to take Helen's hands, put it on her face and in her mouth, and she would feel the vibrations when she spoke and mimic those vibrations.