Jimmy Fallon

My dad's like, I'll have steak. And I go, she goes, I'll have the lamb chops or something. I go, great. So we're waiting, and they come over with my dad and my meal, but they forget my mom's meal. They go, you know, we didn't put in the lamb. She's like, okay. So we can't really eat. So she goes, thank you. As they leave, she goes, I'm not going to eat.

I go, well, you can't do that because you're going to make a scene. You have to eat. She goes, no, I'm fine. I don't care. I go, please don't make a big deal. She goes, I'm not making a big deal. Just where's my thing? I ordered it. I go, don't make a big deal. Finally, they bring over this lamb thing. After this whole thing, I go, great, just eat it. She's like, okay.

I go, well, you can't do that because you're going to make a scene. You have to eat. She goes, no, I'm fine. I don't care. I go, please don't make a big deal. She goes, I'm not making a big deal. Just where's my thing? I ordered it. I go, don't make a big deal. Finally, they bring over this lamb thing. After this whole thing, I go, great, just eat it. She's like, okay.

So she's eating out of spite and she takes the first bite and she goes, and I go, oh my God, she's not joking. And she's like pointing at her throat. And I go, oh my God. So my dad sticks his finger down my mom's throat and he's like, and she's like, making these noises. And I go, oh, this is a nightmare. And then some woman runs over. She goes, I'm a nurse. I'm a nurse.

So she's eating out of spite and she takes the first bite and she goes, and I go, oh my God, she's not joking. And she's like pointing at her throat. And I go, oh my God. So my dad sticks his finger down my mom's throat and he's like, and she's like, making these noises. And I go, oh, this is a nightmare. And then some woman runs over. She goes, I'm a nurse. I'm a nurse.

And knocking over tables and knocking everything over and grabs my mom and picks up my mom and gives her the Heimlich. And my mom is making a noise that I've never heard anyone ever. She was making. I've never heard my mom make this. She was going like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then she pulled it and then a lamb ball flew out of my mom's mouth and hit the wall.

And knocking over tables and knocking everything over and grabs my mom and picks up my mom and gives her the Heimlich. And my mom is making a noise that I've never heard anyone ever. She was making. I've never heard my mom make this. She was going like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then she pulled it and then a lamb ball flew out of my mom's mouth and hit the wall.

And the whole restaurant is just looking at us. And they sit down and she's crying, you know, and she's, you know, alive. And my dad goes, all right, let's just finish dinner. And I go, finish dinner. It's over. We're going home. We're buying a bottle of wine for that lady. And we're getting out of here. My dad was like, that lady should have been in her own business.

And the whole restaurant is just looking at us. And they sit down and she's crying, you know, and she's, you know, alive. And my dad goes, all right, let's just finish dinner. And I go, finish dinner. It's over. We're going home. We're buying a bottle of wine for that lady. And we're getting out of here. My dad was like, that lady should have been in her own business.

Maybe it was mom's time to go, you know? You know, but they were that weird and funny where they're like odd people, but always making jokes. But that was so and it was embarrassing. But, you know, I remember telling that story, you know, and she at a party and she would love to hear it because that was just very her.

Maybe it was mom's time to go, you know? You know, but they were that weird and funny where they're like odd people, but always making jokes. But that was so and it was embarrassing. But, you know, I remember telling that story, you know, and she at a party and she would love to hear it because that was just very her.

And, you know, she she just did stuff like that where just like, oh, this can't be real.

And, you know, she she just did stuff like that where just like, oh, this can't be real.

That's a great question. I would say probably my mom. I think I would like to make her laugh because she had a great laugh. They both did. But I think of both of them, I think my mom would be the one because she was a fan of mine. So it's almost like going like, do you like my new song? Do you like the second record? Yeah. If you're a fan of the Beatles, you know, you're like, do you like Sgt.

That's a great question. I would say probably my mom. I think I would like to make her laugh because she had a great laugh. They both did. But I think of both of them, I think my mom would be the one because she was a fan of mine. So it's almost like going like, do you like my new song? Do you like the second record? Yeah. If you're a fan of the Beatles, you know, you're like, do you like Sgt.

Pepper? You know, and she'd be like, I like it, I like this, you know, because I could tell that she's a fan of mine. So she's like, oh, I like this new thing you're doing, or I like the song you did. I think that was great because I could get feedback from someone I could tell was kind of studying what I was doing.

Pepper? You know, and she'd be like, I like it, I like this, you know, because I could tell that she's a fan of mine. So she's like, oh, I like this new thing you're doing, or I like the song you did. I think that was great because I could get feedback from someone I could tell was kind of studying what I was doing.

Say it. Crazy. Crazy. Mental, yeah. Crazy about it. You know, I never... And I still, to this day, I don't care about money. I never cared about money. I never did anything for... I don't... I just don't do it. I never did it for money. And I always just... I worked because I liked working. You know, I liked... I worked since I was 13 because I enjoyed...

Say it. Crazy. Crazy. Mental, yeah. Crazy about it. You know, I never... And I still, to this day, I don't care about money. I never cared about money. I never did anything for... I don't... I just don't do it. I never did it for money. And I always just... I worked because I liked working. You know, I liked... I worked since I was 13 because I enjoyed...

i guess getting a paycheck but you know and paying for things but i don't know what things i was paying for i was 13 years old but i mean i liked the idea of going into work and working nine to five day and you know doing overtime and i i looked forward to working wherever it was and like maybe it was because i was trying to be my dad because he would go to work in the mornings and then i would see him at night you know when he came home but