Jimmy Kimmel

Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber.

That's right.

We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now.

I work for Super Mario.

Why not Mark Wayne?

Canceled plans are like heroin.

Wow.

And I've never said this before, but since you have had such a problem with people remembering to bring their styptic, I would like to volunteer to personally be your styptic holder if Lady Gaga is going to be there.

You don't even remember carrying a woman to the nurse's office.

You're off the show in the first segment.

Is there a worry that you're spoiling Natalia with all these celebrities?

She had Kim Kardashian.

I was going to say.

She has Lady Gaga.

Right.

And it'll be in the headlines that Lady Gaga contracted meningitis.

And we should do a hashtag that night so everyone from all over the country who's at a screening can tweet their pictures and we can all go to the hashtag like, you know, NTBM, not Taco Bell material or whatever, just so we can all see the pictures from everyone from their screenings.

Right.

Wait, can we say it at the same time?

One, two, three.