Jimmy Kimmel

Late night is in a bit of a weird spot right now.

When I got knocked off the air for a few days, people canceled Disney Plus.

Why aren't you people canceling Paramount Plus?

Because you didn't have it in the first place?

Our First Lady Melania is here.

Look at Melania.

So beautiful.

Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.

I just texted them again.

So the two I have is Trump talking about his mother loving King Charles.

Well, the Strait's open, though.

I think the problem with the Strait is that the insurers won't insure ships going through because you still have the threat of drones hitting ships.

Yeah, we can't have that.

We can't give them the power to shut it down.

I know.

Well, I think, like, waste and fraud are not good things to have, you know.

I was actually pretty worried about, I guess—

I mean, I think in the absence of AI and robotics, we're actually totally screwed because the national debt is piling up like crazy.

Now, our interest payments, the interest payments to national debt exceed the military budget, which is a trillion dollars.

So if over a trillion dollars, just the interest payments...