Jimmy Kimmel

Sounds like a plan.

We'll go full memento.

Well, a new study breaks down exactly what kind of liquor you drink depending on your political affiliation.

So let me just break this down for you, see if this rings true.

Oh, yeah, I drink some.

Yeah, he got you there.

So here's basically how they say it breaks down.

If you're partial to Michelob Ultra, Keystone Light, you're probably a Republican.

And if you prefer whiskey or bourbon or scotch, you're probably also pretty conservative.

However...

If you're super into white wine, a real white wine enthusiast, you're probably a Democrat.

And if you're really far left, you love your cognac.

Is there a racial component to that?

What was the over-under on bringing that up?

I asked my boyfriend that earlier.

Oh, that explains so much.

What happened to you, man?

You used to be a white wine drinker.

Well, a California family was extremely upset after they learned that their grandfather didn't have long to live, and they got the news from the hospital robot.

Instead of coming in in person, the Kaiser Permanente Hospital... Permanente!