Jimmy Kimmel

So let me just break this down for you, see if this rings true.

Oh, yeah, I drink some.

Yeah, he got you there.

So here's basically how they say it breaks down.

If you're partial to Michelob Ultra, Keystone Light, you're probably a Republican.

And if you prefer whiskey or bourbon or scotch, you're probably also pretty conservative.

However...

If you're super into white wine, a real white wine enthusiast, you're probably a Democrat.

And if you're really far left, you love your cognac.

Is there a racial component to that?

What was the over-under on bringing that up?

I asked my boyfriend that earlier.

Oh, that explains so much.

What happened to you, man?

You used to be a white wine drinker.

Well, a California family was extremely upset after they learned that their grandfather didn't have long to live, and they got the news from the hospital robot.

Instead of coming in in person, the Kaiser Permanente Hospital... Permanente!

Permanente sent in a robot with the doctor's face on the viewing screen to give the bad news.

And to make the situation worse, the volume on the robot was too low, so the patient's wife, who's hard of hearing, had to continue to have it re-explained to her over and over again because she couldn't hear what the doctor was saying.

The hospital apologized to the family.