Jimmy Kimmel

That's where we are.

Shot right in the voice box.

I might be 1% less atheist today.

One thing is definitely increased, and that is the number of threats just floating around the Internet, the number of threats that go after not just politicians, but, for example, judges and schools and hospitals.

And to the question of is there more political violence in America, I think it depends on how you measure it.

And so in that scenario, the victim isn't, you know, a political victim, but the act is carried out in the name of a political issue.

I think most people would consider that to be political violence.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm sure that all of you here and most of you watching tonight understand why we delayed this program for 24 hours.

Because of the incredible events of yesterday, that old adage, the show must go on, seemed relatively unimportant.

The Academy, ABC Television, and all of us connected with the show felt because of the uncertain outcome, as of this time yesterday, it would have been inappropriate to stage a celebration.

But the news today is very good, as you know.

The president is in excellent condition at last reports.

He's been conducting business.

It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am.

It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination.

And they know that.

I've been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence in particular.

I do have to ask, though, why do you hate windmills so much?

Is it because they can still get turned on by being blown?