Jimmy Kimmel
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Marco knows what I'm talking about.
But I do want to praise the POTUS.
Look how far you've come.
30 years ago, you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro.
But you worked hard.
You stayed friends.
You shared some wonderful secrets.
And because of that, you were able to fly on that plane seven more times.
Dreams really do come true.
Our first lady, Melania, is here.
Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.
You know, Melania's birthday is on Sunday.
She's planning to celebrate at home the same way she always does, looking out a window and whispering, what have I done?
Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber.
That's right.
We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now.