JJ Vallow
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303 appearances
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first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
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Lick your lips.
Like when it's too difficult to get out or when it's too physically hard? Physically hard.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the sacralicious Henry Zabrowski.
And we have Ed Larson.
It is hard. So today, we're here. We're here at the conclusion. Chad Daybell and Lori Vallow, part four. We're going to find out just how guilty these motherfuckers are.
Except Dr. G. Who's that? There was a whole show, a reality show about a medical examiner named Dr. G in which they use actual people as the corpses. Not, of course, the actual corpses. But, you know, they use actors to play the corpses. And it's a lot of old people. They're trying to figure out the cause of death. So it's just a bunch of naked old people getting manhandled by actors.
So when we last left Chad Daybell and Lori Vallow, Lori's fourth husband, Charles, had just been murdered by Lori's psychopathic open mic comedian brother, Alex Cox. Since Lori was now unfettered by marital demands, she was free to finally move to Rexburg, Idaho, a.k.a. the New Jerusalem, where Chad Daybell had been gathering his faithful followers in anticipation for the end times.
There was still, however, three people standing in the way of Lori and Chad being together fully. Lori's two children, 16-year-old Tylee and 7-year-old JJ, as well as Chad's wife of over 30 years, Tammy Daybell.
It's so biblical.
Yeah. Now, the theory is that Chad Daybell wanted complete control over Lori, and that wasn't going to happen until both of Lori's children from previous marriages were out of the picture. In my opinion, though, Lori wanted the kids gone just as, if not more, than Chad. But that does bring up a few questions. See, if you'll remember, seven-year-old J.J. wasn't even Lori's biological child. J.J.
was blood-related to Charles Vallow, so Lori could have easily shuffled responsibility for J.J. over to J.J. 's biological grandmother, Kay Woodcock. She specifically asked for him. In that same vein, Lori could have unloaded Tylee onto any number of people in her immediate family.
Her eldest son, Colby, certainly would have taken Tylee in rather than see her die, and even Lori's youngest sister, Summer— seemingly the only sane member of the Cox family, said she would have happily taken care of Tylee until Tylee was old enough for college. And so the question is, why did Lori and Chad have to kill the kids at all?
Well, personally, I think it comes down to two possibilities. As I said last episode, J.J. and Tylee might have known incriminating details about the murder of Charles Vallow, and Laurie may have ordered Alex to kill them to supposedly protect their holy mission.
So it's possible she really did think there were zombies. Well, that's the thing. It may be something far more shallow than the spiritual mission. I would concur that it is absolutely far more shallow.
See, like her mother, Lori Vallow was obsessed with appearances, and one couldn't very well be seen as a great spiritual leader of the Mormon people and a mother who abandons her children simultaneously. It's also possible that Lori wanted to prove to Chad and to herself that she could walk the walk.
So it is possible that Lori killed her kids because being the mother of two missing children is a better look than being a neglectful mother. And killing her kids proved her dedication to her and Chad's fantasy world.
Well, if we're talking about appearances, that does bring up another question. If Lori killed the kids because it looked better than abandoning them, then why did she keep their deaths a secret? Well, I think that question tells you quite a bit about Lori Vallow. One, I think it speaks to her as a narcissist who engaged in the highest forms of magical thinking.
She did whatever she wanted in this world and believed that she was so special that if she just kept denying that anything was wrong, things would work out all on their own. But I also think, perhaps even more so, that Lori did believe Chad when he told her that the world was going to end in July of 2020.
And if she just held on long enough, then the matter of the missing kids was going to be a moot point.
He looks like what Slimer looked like when he was still alive.
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