JJ Vallow

This is the point where they actually went through with it.

So two days after the cops executed a search warrant on the cult's townhouse enclave, Chad and Lori met Alex Cox, Zulema Pestanis, and Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreau, in Las Vegas.

So two days after the cops executed a search warrant on the cult's townhouse enclave, Chad and Lori met Alex Cox, Zulema Pestanis, and Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreau, in Las Vegas.

So two days after the cops executed a search warrant on the cult's townhouse enclave, Chad and Lori met Alex Cox, Zulema Pestanis, and Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreau, in Las Vegas.

Now, the first wedding that night was between Alex Cox and Zulema. Alex was following orders from Chad and Lori to marry Zulema because they told him that that's just what was supposed to happen. And Zulema got to marry the cult's protector, which upped her status just the slightest bit.

Now, the first wedding that night was between Alex Cox and Zulema. Alex was following orders from Chad and Lori to marry Zulema because they told him that that's just what was supposed to happen. And Zulema got to marry the cult's protector, which upped her status just the slightest bit.

Now, the first wedding that night was between Alex Cox and Zulema. Alex was following orders from Chad and Lori to marry Zulema because they told him that that's just what was supposed to happen. And Zulema got to marry the cult's protector, which upped her status just the slightest bit.

I just fucking hate that. I just hate him so much.

I just fucking hate that. I just hate him so much.

I just fucking hate that. I just hate him so much.

But then there was the matter of who was going to marry Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreaux. See, after her divorce from Brandon, Melanie Boudreaux had been trolling the Mormon dating sites, and she'd found a poor sap named Ian Pawlowski. Now, as far as I know, Ian and Melanie had never met in person prior to their Vegas wedding.

But then there was the matter of who was going to marry Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreaux. See, after her divorce from Brandon, Melanie Boudreaux had been trolling the Mormon dating sites, and she'd found a poor sap named Ian Pawlowski. Now, as far as I know, Ian and Melanie had never met in person prior to their Vegas wedding.

But then there was the matter of who was going to marry Lori's niece, Melanie Boudreaux. See, after her divorce from Brandon, Melanie Boudreaux had been trolling the Mormon dating sites, and she'd found a poor sap named Ian Pawlowski. Now, as far as I know, Ian and Melanie had never met in person prior to their Vegas wedding.

But Melanie was reasonably cute, and Ian was very much into her Mormon doomsday prepper vibes. Yeah. Wow, I'm looking at it.

But Melanie was reasonably cute, and Ian was very much into her Mormon doomsday prepper vibes. Yeah. Wow, I'm looking at it.

But Melanie was reasonably cute, and Ian was very much into her Mormon doomsday prepper vibes. Yeah. Wow, I'm looking at it.

Yeah. Of course there is. There's a dating site for everybody. Wow. There's a dating site for people who work in the funeral business. See, that's cool. That's fun. But I'm just saying, there's sites for everyone. Wow. There's sites for balloon fetishes. Oh, really? Yeah. Meet up with somebody else who likes getting horny with balloons. Pop it off.

Yeah. Of course there is. There's a dating site for everybody. Wow. There's a dating site for people who work in the funeral business. See, that's cool. That's fun. But I'm just saying, there's sites for everyone. Wow. There's sites for balloon fetishes. Oh, really? Yeah. Meet up with somebody else who likes getting horny with balloons. Pop it off.

Yeah. Of course there is. There's a dating site for everybody. Wow. There's a dating site for people who work in the funeral business. See, that's cool. That's fun. But I'm just saying, there's sites for everyone. Wow. There's sites for balloon fetishes. Oh, really? Yeah. Meet up with somebody else who likes getting horny with balloons. Pop it off.

Well, after the ceremony between Melanie and this new guy, Ian Palowski, who, just keep in mind, this guy just showed up. Yeah, he's fresh. He's brand new. Brand new. He don't know nobody. He doesn't know anything about any of this. He just thinks he found this cute woman on a Mormon single site, and he got lucky. And they have multiple cult members back in Rexburg that could probably pick