Joan Rivers
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Podcast Appearances
person i never heard him he's a poker player he's mad i guess oh go away and leave me alone and get off trying to get famous on my back oh i'm really upset what's his name
Oh, he doesn't think I'm funny?
Oh, well, that ruined my day.
Who the hell is he?
Who gives a damn?
Oh, I'm really worried.
Tell him, darling, when he's 76 years old and he's had a career like I've had, and when he graduated Phi Beta Kappa at 19.
And when he's got an IQ at 135 and over, come and talk to me, you moron.
And get off my back and don't get famous with me.
And don't make jokes about me because I don't know who you are, nor do I care.
Go back in and die under a deck of cards.
I love when people who don't know you, that aren't in your league, comment.
I find this really...
distasteful.
If you said, Steve Martin doesn't think she's funny, I'd say, oh my gosh.
You understand what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, I'm really stupid.
I don't even want to go into this.
I truly, you know, you're only, my husband was English, you only argue and dislike your peers.
Well, apparently... When this man comes at me with a Phi Beta Kappa key, graduating from college at 19, having a career the way I've had, then we'll discuss it when he's world famous.