Joan Rivers

Go back in and die under a deck of cards.

I love when people who don't know you, that aren't in your league, comment.

I find this really...

distasteful.

If you said, Steve Martin doesn't think she's funny, I'd say, oh my gosh.

You understand what I'm saying?

Oh yeah, I'm really stupid.

I don't even want to go into this.

I truly, you know, you're only, my husband was English, you only argue and dislike your peers.

Well, apparently... When this man comes at me with a Phi Beta Kappa key, graduating from college at 19, having a career the way I've had, then we'll discuss it when he's world famous.

Otherwise, I don't give.

Get ready to bleep.

Do you bleep?

Well, it starts with S and it ends with T. All right.

So don't start with me with this stupidity.

I don't care.

So let's get on to something that's fun.

I mean, I find this outrageous that you call me up to tell me about this moron.

No, as I said, start with someone that you have respect for, not with someone who's totally unknown.

I won the Trump show from a woman who is a piece of garbage, and I won it, whatever she was.