Joanne McNally

tell the listeners what are you wearing what are you wearing Vogue I bought this hat off a company called Wolf and Badger last year oh I know them I didn't get the wear out of it yeah I didn't get the wear out of it does it suit me not really but I said to myself I'll bring it away again and I might wear it this time and I haven't worn it yet so I said do you know what I'll wear it on the pod so everyone knows I'm skiing once again Vogue has forgotten that this is an audible platform and has not explained what she's wearing of course I have strong start to the year Vogue

like it's culturally inappropriate it's a skiing hat and am I regretting it one minute 47 seconds into the pod yes I am because I'm fucking pointing it looks native to me Vogue I'm just gonna call it it's not native it's not native it looks native that's like saying you shouldn't be wearing those glasses because you are trying to look like that penis what's his name are you talking about blind people yeah Stevie Wonder yeah

Do you remember dream catchers?

I used to have a dream catcher.

I don't think, this is not culturally inappropriate.

This is like, you want to see the ones that he has.

No, it's not.

I'm only joking.

I did the biggest beep beep on the slopes of the day.

Nearly all I wanted to crawl out of my own skin.

It was so embarrassing.

It was for the tan.

And they told me in a meeting pre-Christmas, they were like, our best performing post of last year was when he went skiing and you did a picture in the bikini.

And I said, you know what?

No way.

So I've been humiliating myself on the slopes and it doesn't matter because I have a helmet and goggles on so no one knows who I am.

So I've seen people do the full bikini down the slopes and I admire them greatly.

I just couldn't do the full bikini.

Maybe pre-Christmas I would have liked to have done the full bikini.

And well, no, I don't think so.