Ski Angels, School Nicknames & The Privilege Package
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I'm going to address the elephant in the room. Happy New Year, happy Christmas, blah, blah, blah. 1, 2, 3, skip a few. Vogue. Yeah. It's very clear. There's information required. What are you doing?
tell the listeners what are you wearing what are you wearing Vogue I bought this hat off a company called Wolf and Badger last year oh I know them I didn't get the wear out of it yeah I didn't get the wear out of it does it suit me not really but I said to myself I'll bring it away again and I might wear it this time and I haven't worn it yet so I said do you know what I'll wear it on the pod so everyone knows I'm skiing once again Vogue has forgotten that this is an audible platform and has not explained what she's wearing of course I have strong start to the year Vogue
we're nothing if not consistent never change folks like I'm a TV star okay if they can't see it it's not my fucking problem Joanne obviously fucked up with the set up got locked out of her room and yes I'm explaining things but no nothing behind it okay folks wearing quite a large oh my god what just happened there the lights keep going They're scared. There's a ghost in the house. Vogue is wearing quite a large, high, white, traditional, culturally inappropriate skiing hat.
like it's culturally inappropriate it's a skiing hat and am I regretting it one minute 47 seconds into the pod yes I am because I'm fucking pointing it looks native to me Vogue I'm just gonna call it it's not native it's not native it looks native that's like saying you shouldn't be wearing those glasses because you are trying to look like that penis what's his name are you talking about blind people yeah Stevie Wonder yeah
Fair. Oh, touche. What an excellent comeback. How dare you? Don't worry, I'm going to get a dream catcher tattooed on my lower back and then we'll all be fucked.
Do you remember dream catchers? I used to have a dream catcher. I don't think, this is not culturally inappropriate. This is like, you want to see the ones that he has. No, it's not. I'm only joking.
There's every influencer in the Alps. Any influencer eating Alpen in their own home is wearing one of those hats this season. They're huge right now and it suits you.
What does Vogue wear while skiing?
I did the biggest beep beep on the slopes of the day. Nearly all I wanted to crawl out of my own skin. It was so embarrassing.
Was it for the tan?
It was for the tan. And they told me in a meeting pre-Christmas, they were like, our best performing post of last year was when he went skiing and you did a picture in the bikini. And I said, you know what? No way.
I'm going to try and top that bad boy. Yeah, fair play. Listen, business is business. Sales need to be made.
So I've been humiliating myself on the slopes and it doesn't matter because I have a helmet and goggles on so no one knows who I am.
Listen, you're not doing anything. I'm chronically online. This is classic winter behavior in the influencer world. And let's face it, you have a finger in that world. You have a finger in, not a whole toe, not a whole hand, but you do have a finger.
So I've seen people do the full bikini down the slopes and I admire them greatly. I just couldn't do the full bikini. Maybe pre-Christmas I would have liked to have done the full bikini. And well, no, I don't think so. It's just, it's really cold. It's minus 14. I've done what I can do next year. If this one does better than last year's post, then maybe I'll do the whole bikini. And then the year after that, nude. Okay?
Nude. Pics let out your tits, won't take much.
I asked. Yeah, it won't take much. That would be an easy. It won't have to. Use that blow cone down the hill. I'll just wear board shorts.
Isn't it great the way people can be anything they want these days?
I asked Benny a very important question. Joe, maybe you'll answer it today on the slopes because it is quite cold. I said, because I have the funniest information that I found out today. I said to him, if you fell asleep on the side of the slope in the sun, like you just fell asleep, but your dick was hanging out, how long before you'd get frostbite?
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