Joanne McNally

I mean, you flew to Nice.

How was it?

Was there any stabbings?

I just have this image of a cabin crew at the top just throwing out buzz balls for everyone, just getting people rallied up and then there's karaoke down the back and all.

When you look at the online videos, that's the impression you get off those airlines.

But I'm sure it's not correct.

I mean, I fly Ryanair all the time and I've never been stopped.

I have something to say.

Go on.

If you put up a story on April 1st as an April Fool's joke, I think it's good practice to take it down on April 2nd.

Because what happens is these things stay in the algorithm and they get served to me on May 21st.

And I believe them.

It happened to me yesterday again.

I actually put it into our group as something to be discussed.

And of course, it wasn't true at all.

I believed for a 24-hour period...

that they were electrifying the Molly Malone statue so that if anyone tried to rub her breasts, they would get electrocuted.

I believed it.

Take your Phil's jokes down.

I was already thinking about who I'd send from the UK.