Joanne has secrets... Vogue needs to know them NOW.
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Here we go again.
I've looked for vapes in the flat longer. I think I'm going to have to have the baby in Alaska. I've decided for once in my life to take an NDA seriously. Any expat living in Dubai trying to get you to invest in his crypto company. Nina, Nina, Nina. Why do you sound like Nigel Farage screaming boring there? Boring! Boring!
She is, oh, that sounds like the cat's mother.
What secrets does Joanne reveal about her time in The Traitors castle?
Joanne is back. I'm back.
I am, I have returned. How much did you miss me on a scale of one to ten?
Joanne, I was quite concerned about how much I missed you. I didn't understand it. And then I was like, I just, it just got worse and worse. I think because I couldn't talk to you or anything. And I just, because I was so nosy. But Joanne's playing by the rules and she won't tell me anything. God. I am. I'm I'm keeping that in mind, by the way, because I told you everything and you're not.
Yes. Yeah. No, no, that is that is fair. But I am. I've decided for once in my life to take an NDA seriously.
How much do they sue you for if you do say something?
I don't know actually but considering worth pricing it up I knew something about the last celebrity series within like before they'd even finished filming I knew I knew a really really big plot line because someone was really pissed off and told me about it really yeah so obviously everybody talks a little bit but like no one wants wants to really know like when those pop pictures came out everyone was like why are you posting these like it's a TV show like we all want to actually watch it
Yeah, I know. They're going to. Yeah, I know. Because then if you figure out who's in when and then you kind of can decode what's happening. So anyway, for once in my life, I'm keeping the information to myself. I've told nobody. I wouldn't I wouldn't tell Vogue. I wouldn't tell anyone anything. My mother, of course, Pat wanted to know and then was deeply offended. And she goes, well, I don't care anyway.
I don't think Pat does care. I think she just thought she cared, but I don't know why would Pat care. I don't think she cares.
She was just, I was just, you know, and you're like, just because I wouldn't give her the information, she's like, well, you know, it's kind of, well, I'm only making conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm only making conversation. I'm only asking you to legally break a professional document that could literally bankrupt you.
I don't care. Can you at least tell us who was your best friends in there? I love everyone equally. No, you don't. No one does. Sorry. No. Some people are annoying. Living with people that you've never lived with before. There's a load of melters in there.
Yeah. No, no, no. Genuinely, we were really lucky. There was no melters. Well, you know what? I thrilled your back. Thanks. Great. Thank you. Fab. I can confirm nor deny anything, but I do have something large in the pipeline and the pipeline will be cleared in autumn. And then all the gloves are off. And then the memoirs coming out. And then it's just me outside the castle with Claudia Winkman. Claudia asked me to go for dinner with her afterwards. I was like, Claudia, I can't. I need to go back to London and find out where the fuck Leandris is.
Where's Leandris? I... Do you know what? I kind of... Leandris is Katie Price's might-be-husband. Everybody. I'm sure... I mean, everyone's on the lookout. He is...
It's the story of the year. It's the story of the year. Joe, are you aware?
As you know, I never read any popular culture news whatsoever because this is my source.
Well, Leigh- Who is Leigh Andrews? Can I say for once that I'm just a bit like, I just feel like Katie Price, come on, is what's next? Like, I find it all very monotonous. I feel sorry for her kids having to put up with that shit all the time. And I think it's boring. It's attention seeking. It's stupid. It's embarrassing. But Joanne, I'd love to hear about it. Wow. Wow. I just find it like, Christ, I'm like... Here we go again.
Well, look, this is my take on it. Obviously, I live for this stuff because I am pathetic.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:36
2
What secrets does Joanne reveal about her time in The Traitors castle?
0:36–9:21
3
Why is Katie Price concerned about her husband’s whereabouts?
9:21–10:02
4
What are Vogue and Joanne's thoughts on celebrity relationships?
10:02–11:30
5
How do Vogue and Joanne feel about the latest celebrity gossip?
11:30–15:40
6
What insights do they share about the impact of social media on public perception?
15:40–20:00
7
What are the implications of NDA agreements in the entertainment industry?
20:00–23:48
8
How do they discuss the consequences of public scrutiny on personal lives?
23:48–43:11