Joe DeRosa

Yeah, dude, I was in Ireland in Galway, and I was in an Uber, and this guy was like, he was wasted. He was like swerving all over the place or whatever. The driver? Yeah. Oh, wow. And then the next night, I was in another Uber, and I was talking to the Uber driver, and he's like, you know, have you enjoyed your stay? You getting around town okay?

And I go, well, my Uber driver last night, I think he was drunk. He was swerving everywhere. And he goes, no, we don't do that anymore. But he said it like, yeah, that's just how we used to roll. He was like, but we try not to do that.

And I go, well, my Uber driver last night, I think he was drunk. He was swerving everywhere. And he goes, no, we don't do that anymore. But he said it like, yeah, that's just how we used to roll. He was like, but we try not to do that.

And I go, well, my Uber driver last night, I think he was drunk. He was swerving everywhere. And he goes, no, we don't do that anymore. But he said it like, yeah, that's just how we used to roll. He was like, but we try not to do that.

You know how the hell that goes. Yeah.

You know how the hell that goes. Yeah.

You know how the hell that goes. Yeah.

Oh, a pina colada. The street in my town, the main street where I have my house, in the summertime, it starts on Memorial Day and it goes until, I think, like Halloween. Every weekend, 6 p.m., road is shut down. You can't drive down it until Monday morning. Whoa. Open container. Bars all have carts outside. They're selling jello shots in the street. It's fucking awesome. That's great.

Oh, a pina colada. The street in my town, the main street where I have my house, in the summertime, it starts on Memorial Day and it goes until, I think, like Halloween. Every weekend, 6 p.m., road is shut down. You can't drive down it until Monday morning. Whoa. Open container. Bars all have carts outside. They're selling jello shots in the street. It's fucking awesome. That's great.

Oh, a pina colada. The street in my town, the main street where I have my house, in the summertime, it starts on Memorial Day and it goes until, I think, like Halloween. Every weekend, 6 p.m., road is shut down. You can't drive down it until Monday morning. Whoa. Open container. Bars all have carts outside. They're selling jello shots in the street. It's fucking awesome. That's great.

It's awesome. Yeah. It's this quaint little beautiful street. Sure. And they're just like, let's party. It's the summertime. Let's go. It's so fucking fun.

It's awesome. Yeah. It's this quaint little beautiful street. Sure. And they're just like, let's party. It's the summertime. Let's go. It's so fucking fun.

It's awesome. Yeah. It's this quaint little beautiful street. Sure. And they're just like, let's party. It's the summertime. Let's go. It's so fucking fun.

In a box. I mean, what do you do with him, though, after he makes the face one time? You got to sit here and talk to the kid. You have to. What do you do?

In a box. I mean, what do you do with him, though, after he makes the face one time? You got to sit here and talk to the kid. You have to. What do you do?

In a box. I mean, what do you do with him, though, after he makes the face one time? You got to sit here and talk to the kid. You have to. What do you do?

I mean, could there be anything worse than a kid with money? I mean, could you imagine the attitude on this fucking kid? I mean, Richie Rich. Look at the way he was sitting on Fallon. I know. He looked like he deserved to be there. She's like, yeah, of course I'm fucking here. That's a good point. You always lose a star.

I mean, could there be anything worse than a kid with money? I mean, could you imagine the attitude on this fucking kid? I mean, Richie Rich. Look at the way he was sitting on Fallon. I know. He looked like he deserved to be there. She's like, yeah, of course I'm fucking here. That's a good point. You always lose a star.

I mean, could there be anything worse than a kid with money? I mean, could you imagine the attitude on this fucking kid? I mean, Richie Rich. Look at the way he was sitting on Fallon. I know. He looked like he deserved to be there. She's like, yeah, of course I'm fucking here. That's a good point. You always lose a star.

That's a good line. Light up the block. Call me Clark Griswold. That's a good line.