Joe DeRosa

Did I stutter?

house of your mother i saw her mama's last night just to visit her and cheryl jumped over the kitchen counter at me flying like hussein bolt in a fighting suit i don't know why the bitches always be jealous of me so she run to the phone like the bitch made cunt always does and i said you better call every law in sequoia county this time bitch because you're gonna need help prizing my fingers from around your fucking dick sucking throat so i ended up arrested in jail but i'm out this morning cheryl and i can still say that's right you didn't swell a shot because

And I'm coming over here today, and I'm going to do the two-step.

Boy, Boogie, there's a mud hole in your fucking ass.

What are you writing down?

There's so many things.

I want to talk to you about.

Yeah, this is really interesting to sit with you one-on-one like this.

It really is.

And I say that outside of...

Who you are to the world, which is obviously impressive.

I say it to you just as a comic that knows you and has been friendly with you for many years.

We don't get a, you know, usually when I see you, it's at the mothership.

50 people.

It's your place.

There's a lot going on.

And I was like, man, it's going to be interesting to get to sit like across from Joe and just talk to him and have a conversation.

I wrote Sober, which I'll explain.

But Family was the first thing I wrote, or the second thing I wrote.

But the first thing I wanted to say was it's incredible, man, because I was in there last night.