Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842
14 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Welcome, welcome to...
Chapter 2: What vintage collectibles do Christina and Joe discuss?
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Chapter 3: What are Joe DeRosa's thoughts on weed culture?
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Hear that?
Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.
Chapter 4: How does Joe react to a clip about making friends?
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Chapter 5: What surprising saxophone performance opens the episode?
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Happy New Year, everybody. I'm so happy to be back. Tim is in Los Angeles working on Bad Thoughts 2, but to keep me company is the most fantastic Joe DeRosa, everybody! I'm so glad you're here. Do you always call him Tim, or is that an accident?
Chapter 6: What is the significance of the 'Crazy Church Man' clip?
Well, I'm Christine, and he's Tim. People call us that over the years, and so now we just call ourselves that. People call me Christine my whole life. Do people call you something other than Joe? No, but they will say, does it have an E? And I go, yes, because I'm not a woman. Yeah. But, you know, yeah. Because Joe is just, J-O is from Facts of Life Joe, the lesbian mechanic. Yes. Yeah.
Who was not a lesbian because they couldn't say lesbian yet. Oh, right. They had to pretend like she loved you. Can you bring up Jo from Facts of Life? On looks alone, would you say that she is into dudes? She was my favorite, though. She's the best. I thought she was the hottest of all of them. What? Everybody thought Blair was the hottest. Blair was the hottest.
Blair's, you know, it's milquetoast, man.
Chapter 7: How does Christina curate her TikTok clips?
Wow. She's a sexy woman, but it's milquetoast. But Jo was the one I liked. I like a chick with a little... No. I like it. With the feathered... I had the same fucking haircut in third grade. It's so embarrassing. I like a chick with a little dirt on her. All right. You know? All right. I think we're sleeping on Tootie. Look at her top left there.
Chapter 8: What insights does Joe share about corporate fast food culture?
Tootie... Tootie was hot. She's younger, so you couldn't really think about her, but she's beautiful. At the time, Tootie didn't do anything for me. Then in the later years... Was it Living Single? Was that what Tootie was on? We are living single. Right? It's a 90s kind of world. That was a great show. And then her hottest to me is the sitcom that she's on with Mike Epps. Oh, is there?
The new sitcom. She's great. She's so hot. I was like, holy shit. I don't think I ever realized Tootie is so hot. Tootie's hot. And you know that her mother, Chip Fields, ran an acting school that I was in when I was 12 years old. Chip Fields. Mm-hmm. And her mother was an actress, too. And, yeah. And her mother had a cookie company also, right?
Stupid. What?
mrs mrs fields we know it uh wait this is tootie's mom yeah okay it's in real life chip fields she was in was she an episode of good times i forget she was a sitcom actress too she did a lot of stuff um cool lady good family blair uh blair also holding it together in the later years yeah she still looks pretty pretty great i'm not saying everybody else doesn't i'm just saying you know
Yeah, and I like that they gave Joe a Polak name, Joe Polnicek, and that made her tough. Yes. Yeah, here she is. Blair held up. Blair held up. Wow, good for her. Now, who knows what kind of surgery magic she's doing, but she held up. She's got the right amount. The secret is just the right amount. You don't want to go too crazy with that.
I've been in my head ever since I said, do you always call him Tim? Because now the listeners, I feel like on a podcast, if you go, wait, is that a thing? When it's a running thing on the pod, everybody goes, oh, so he doesn't listen to the pod. You know what? You're out making comedy. You're not listening to your mom's house every day. I don't listen to any podcasts. Do you?
Occasionally Rogan, because I do like the UFO peeps that he has on. Sure. It's hard to listen to your friends talk on a fucking podcast because you're like, I could hear this clown talking in the green room at mothership. I don't need to download you. I can't think of one pod I listen to with any regularity whatsoever. You know what? Because I watch a lot of YouTube.
So I watch YouTube shows regularly, which, you know, like video game influencers and stuff like that. I'm sorry, what?
Like video game.
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