Joe Jury

Hey, fellas.

James, how are you?

Oh, hi, guys.

How's it going?

Hey, I was on the phone to Paul Stewart Ford last night, New Zealand's premier sports journalist and BYC host.

You've been organising your next mental health retreat, were you?

Kind of.

I did say to him, I said every time the England tour gets mentioned, I just get a pang of not jealousy, but just the desire to be at Lourdes on day one.

Oh, God, no.

And be there.

At Lourdes on day one of the summer, and in England there's a distinct roar, there's a distinct hubbub about Lourdes, about being at Lourdes, buying a bottle of champagne, walking in with it, cracking it at lunchtime that –

Because I too have the similar feeling, but it's more of I just hope G-Lane's not there.

I've got no real care about myself or anything else.

I just hope that you're not there.

So are you having conversations about getting over there?

No, I just saw tickets are available to Lords.

For the World Tennis Championship?

Well, have you had a look at the standings, boys?

Yeah.

Well, have you seen the one that's about to go up?